Death Note Asylum Challenge: Part 2
Onwards, brave souls! This one's quite a bit shorter, but this probably won't become a trend.
Warnings: Same as before, really.
Continuing the trend of weird pairings from last chapter, L and Mikami have been eying each other recently. This should be interesting.
Mikami: OMG!
What?
Mikami: Buh--Uhh--!! Why is he sitting with L? /I/ wanted to sit with L!! D8
Mikami: Screw this, I'm getting out of here! Hello? Anyone have any spare change?
Mikami: I don't get it, why won't anyone give me money??
The fact that it's 3am might have something to do with it -.-
Raito: Isn't it hilarious how Mikami thinks he can get money that way?
Raito: Because really, the only way he's getting out of here is if he gets arrested for panhandling!
Misa: Omg, why did you let Raito take the big bed? I want to sleep in it! But not with Raito!
If you're really tired, you're welcome to the free bed -_-
Misa: *GASP* OMG!! 8D
Matt: What
Misa: Matt! Matt!! I THINK I JUST GAVE BIRTH!! 8D
Matt: Yyyyyyeah... congrats...
Misa: I SHALL NAME HIM FERGUSON 8D
Misa: Mommy loves you, baby! MWAH!!
L: It's like a train wreck. I can't look away o_o
Mello: Don't mind me, just bathing. I have nothing to do with this -_-
Matt then decides that modesty is for other people and goes for a sponge bath.
Matt: Meh, he's seen me naked before anyways.
Ah? I knew you guys were friends, but to share a bed? HOW HAVE THESE SIMS MANAGED TO GET SUCH HIGH RELATIONSHIPS IN SUCH A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME?? o_O
Mello: Oh, I'll show you high relationships ;) *has a plan*
Mello: Hey, Raito. How about I give you a hand? *GROPE*
Raito: O_O????
Raise your hand if you saw that coming *Raises hand* -_____-
Matt: UGH! I was going to slap them both around, but Raito's stench is physically preventing me from getting any closer X|
Matt: Very clever, Yagami. You cunning bastard D:<
Raito: Is my hair out of place? *Oblivious*
Wow, Raito primped for SO long that Matt actually gave up on the smackdown and walked away. Crisis averted, courtesy of Raito's incredible ego and BO.
Near: *GASP* MR. WHAMMY?! What are you doing so far from England? Business trip? How are things back at the orphanage?? How did I do in the placement test?? 8D
Watari: NEAR, MY BOY. YOU HAVE DONE WELL. CONGRATULATIONS, YOU ARE OFFICIALLY NUMBER ONE!
Near: *SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*!!!!
Misa: Nearypoo? What's going o--
Near: Give me two minutes, Misa! I'm about to receive an AWARD! 8D
Mello: AGHHHHH GOTTA PEE! DX
Near: Me too! :D
Near: *Holds it in*
Mello: *Does not*
Misa: *Sigh* Near, you're so dreamy... and handsome... and mature...
That's all nice and good, but can this not wait until after he uses the W.C? Because if he doesn't hurry, he's going to--
Never mind -_-
Misa: Ew, Near! Why couldn't you use the toilet??
Near: Don't give me that tone! I'M THE SMARTEST MAN IN THE WORLD, YOU KNOW!! 8D
Misa: . . .
Near: OH MY GOD, WHAT IS WRONG WITH MEEEEEEE? DX
Misa: I've just realized that I haven't had anything to eat! I'm hungry! D8
Matt: Do you see what I have to put up with? 8| Why me?
Misa: *GASP!* HONEY, LOOK! FERGY'S BACK FROM SCHOOL! 8D
Near: OH GOD MY GIRLFRIEND IS NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTS!!!
Mello: I look at them... and see my future 8(
Out of the non-controllables, L is pretty much the only one left with no issues.
Because even Raito has managed to tear himself away from his reflection to stand around and worry in random fits of paranoia.
And Mikami is now panhandling in his underwear :|
On a good note, though, Coconut's dream career finally popped up! We're on the right track now, folks!
Coconut: I saw in the weather report that it might rain later today... so you guys should stay indoors while I'm off at work, okay? I don't want anything to happen to you-- Misa?
Misa: *SPLAT*
Coconut: ._.
Raito: Hey, jackass! What the hell were you thinking, peeing on the bathroom floor? Do you know how nasty it was having to clean that up??
Near: Oh, you're a fine one to talk, Yagami! At least I did my business in the bathroom, where it's out of the way. YOU, on the other hand, pissed in the BEDROOM!
Raito: *Fumes* *Can't find a way to argue that* *Scrubs furiously* D:<
AGH, RAITO!
Raito: OH GOD, HELP!
Misa: What's going o-- D8
Fuuuuuuu--
UUUUUUUUUUCK 8|
(Coconut was home, hence the fireman)
Near: I feel... WOOOOZYYYY...
Fireman: Uh, sir, please MOVE!!
Misa: Look at all the pretty colourssssss...
Mikami: GOD?? 8D
Wow. Three mental breakdowns at once. This is a new personal record o_o
At least Near quickly got himself some aspiration points :/
Raito: PSYCHO D8<
And Raito... proceeded to then burn yet another meal.
Near: ... We're doomed D8
Stats:
Days: 3
Pass-outs: 1
Food pass-outs: 1
Self-wettings: 3
Mental breakdowns: 4
Fires: 2
Things are looking good, don't you think? >.>
Previous parts:
Part I
Warnings: Same as before, really.
Continuing the trend of weird pairings from last chapter, L and Mikami have been eying each other recently. This should be interesting.
Mikami: OMG!
What?
Mikami: Buh--Uhh--!! Why is he sitting with L? /I/ wanted to sit with L!! D8
Mikami: Screw this, I'm getting out of here! Hello? Anyone have any spare change?
Mikami: I don't get it, why won't anyone give me money??
The fact that it's 3am might have something to do with it -.-
Raito: Isn't it hilarious how Mikami thinks he can get money that way?
Raito: Because really, the only way he's getting out of here is if he gets arrested for panhandling!
Misa: Omg, why did you let Raito take the big bed? I want to sleep in it! But not with Raito!
If you're really tired, you're welcome to the free bed -_-
Misa: *GASP* OMG!! 8D
Matt: What
Misa: Matt! Matt!! I THINK I JUST GAVE BIRTH!! 8D
Matt: Yyyyyyeah... congrats...
Misa: I SHALL NAME HIM FERGUSON 8D
Misa: Mommy loves you, baby! MWAH!!
L: It's like a train wreck. I can't look away o_o
Mello: Don't mind me, just bathing. I have nothing to do with this -_-
Matt then decides that modesty is for other people and goes for a sponge bath.
Matt: Meh, he's seen me naked before anyways.
Ah? I knew you guys were friends, but to share a bed? HOW HAVE THESE SIMS MANAGED TO GET SUCH HIGH RELATIONSHIPS IN SUCH A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME?? o_O
Mello: Oh, I'll show you high relationships ;) *has a plan*
Mello: Hey, Raito. How about I give you a hand? *GROPE*
Raito: O_O????
Raise your hand if you saw that coming *Raises hand* -_____-
Matt: UGH! I was going to slap them both around, but Raito's stench is physically preventing me from getting any closer X|
Matt: Very clever, Yagami. You cunning bastard D:<
Raito: Is my hair out of place? *Oblivious*
Wow, Raito primped for SO long that Matt actually gave up on the smackdown and walked away. Crisis averted, courtesy of Raito's incredible ego and BO.
Near: *GASP* MR. WHAMMY?! What are you doing so far from England? Business trip? How are things back at the orphanage?? How did I do in the placement test?? 8D
Watari: NEAR, MY BOY. YOU HAVE DONE WELL. CONGRATULATIONS, YOU ARE OFFICIALLY NUMBER ONE!
Near: *SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*!!!!
Misa: Nearypoo? What's going o--
Near: Give me two minutes, Misa! I'm about to receive an AWARD! 8D
Mello: AGHHHHH GOTTA PEE! DX
Near: Me too! :D
Near: *Holds it in*
Mello: *Does not*
Misa: *Sigh* Near, you're so dreamy... and handsome... and mature...
That's all nice and good, but can this not wait until after he uses the W.C? Because if he doesn't hurry, he's going to--
Never mind -_-
Misa: Ew, Near! Why couldn't you use the toilet??
Near: Don't give me that tone! I'M THE SMARTEST MAN IN THE WORLD, YOU KNOW!! 8D
Misa: . . .
Near: OH MY GOD, WHAT IS WRONG WITH MEEEEEEE? DX
Misa: I've just realized that I haven't had anything to eat! I'm hungry! D8
Matt: Do you see what I have to put up with? 8| Why me?
Misa: *GASP!* HONEY, LOOK! FERGY'S BACK FROM SCHOOL! 8D
Near: OH GOD MY GIRLFRIEND IS NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTS!!!
Mello: I look at them... and see my future 8(
Out of the non-controllables, L is pretty much the only one left with no issues.
Because even Raito has managed to tear himself away from his reflection to stand around and worry in random fits of paranoia.
And Mikami is now panhandling in his underwear :|
On a good note, though, Coconut's dream career finally popped up! We're on the right track now, folks!
Coconut: I saw in the weather report that it might rain later today... so you guys should stay indoors while I'm off at work, okay? I don't want anything to happen to you-- Misa?
Misa: *SPLAT*
Coconut: ._.
Raito: Hey, jackass! What the hell were you thinking, peeing on the bathroom floor? Do you know how nasty it was having to clean that up??
Near: Oh, you're a fine one to talk, Yagami! At least I did my business in the bathroom, where it's out of the way. YOU, on the other hand, pissed in the BEDROOM!
Raito: *Fumes* *Can't find a way to argue that* *Scrubs furiously* D:<
AGH, RAITO!
Raito: OH GOD, HELP!
Misa: What's going o-- D8
Fuuuuuuu--
UUUUUUUUUUCK 8|
(Coconut was home, hence the fireman)
Near: I feel... WOOOOZYYYY...
Fireman: Uh, sir, please MOVE!!
Misa: Look at all the pretty colourssssss...
Mikami: GOD?? 8D
Wow. Three mental breakdowns at once. This is a new personal record o_o
At least Near quickly got himself some aspiration points :/
Raito: PSYCHO D8<
And Raito... proceeded to then burn yet another meal.
Near: ... We're doomed D8
Stats:
Days: 3
Pass-outs: 1
Food pass-outs: 1
Self-wettings: 3
Mental breakdowns: 4
Fires: 2
Things are looking good, don't you think? >.>
Previous parts:
Part I