I can't believe I just did this. DN photoshoot ahoy.

Mar 09, 2009 17:15

Remember how I said there was a photoshoot in the making? Yeah. Here you go. Don't judge me >_>
Warnings: Well, the fact that I feel like a 13 year-old boy for doing this is probably not a good sign. Oh, and gayness, as usual.
Characters: Mello, Matt, Near; Raito and L (ish); Two random females needed for the shoot. Like before, characters are taken totally out of the DN context
Image count: 64! There's a reason for that, though.
This is dedicated to simgarden, because I owe her fanfiction but all my efforts have been for naught. Does this make up for it? At all?
Also dedicated to kittyyuri, because she's the one that yells at me to get things done XD









Mello:
Lock eyes from across the room
Down my drink while the rhythms boom



Mello:
Take your hand and skip the names
No need here for the silly games



Mello:
Make our way through the smoke and crowd
The club is the sky and I'm your cloud



Mello:
Move in close as the lasers fly
Our bodies touch and the angels cry



Mello:
Leave this place, go back to yours
Our lips first touch outside your doors



Mello:
A whole night what we've got in store
Whisper in my ear that you want some more
And I



JIZZ IN MY PANTS





Mello:
This really never happens, you can take my word



Mello:
I won't apologize, that's just absurd!
Mainly your fault for the way that you dance
And now I



JIZZ IN MY PANTS



Mello:
Don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a slut!



Mello:
Plus it's your fault, you were rubbing my butt!
I'm very sensitive, some would say that's a plus!



Mello:
Now I'll go home and change



Matt:
I need a few things from the grocery



Matt:
Do things alone now, mostly



Matt:
Left me - heart broken, not lookin' for love -



Matt:
Surprised in my eyes when I looked above
The check out counter and I saw a face



Matt:
My heart stood still, so did time and space



Matt:
Never thought that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said "I need a friend,"



Matt:
She turned to me, that's when she said it



Matt:
Looked me dead in the face, asked "Cash or Credit?"
And I



JIZZED IN MY PANTS





Matt:
It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me!



Matt:
But we're going to need a clean-up on aisle three...



Matt:
And now I'm posed in an awkward stance because I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS



Matt:
To be fair, you were flirting a lot



Matt:
Plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot



Matt:
Please stop acting like you're not impressed



Matt:
One more thing, I'm gonna pay by cheque



Mello:
Last week, I saw a film



Mello:
As I recall, it was a horror film



Mello:
Walked outside into the rain



Mello:
Checked my phone



Mello:
And saw you rang
And I



JIZZED IN MY PANTS



Matt:
Speeding down the streets when the red lights flash



Matt:
Need to get away, need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you
And I



JIZZ IN MY PANTS



Mello:
The next day, my alarm goes off and I



JIZZ IN MY PANTS



Matt:
Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I



JIZZ IN MY PANTS



Mello:
When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense, I



JIZZED IN MY PANTS



Matt:
I just ate a grape and I



JIZZED IN MY PANTS



Near:
I went--

Matt and Mello:
JIZZED IN MY PANTS



Near:
OKAY, seriously you guys, can we... okay...?



Matt and Mello:
I JIZZ RIGHT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME YOU'RE NEXT TO ME



All:
AND WHEN WE'RE HOLDING HANDS, IT'S LIKE HAVING SEX TO ME



All:
YOU SAY I'M PREMATURE, I JUST CALL IT ECSTASY



All:
I WEAR A RUBBER AT ALL TIMES - IT'S A NECESSITY!



All:
'CAUSE I JIZZ IN MY PANTS



All:
YES, I JIZZ IN MY PANTS!

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

A/N: Oh god, shoot me now. This is by far the longest photoshoot I've ever done. Took me SIX HOURS to get all the pictures (I hate buildings sets omfg), and three more to edit, upload and stick them in this post. EGAAAAADS @_@

ANYWAYS, I have a few extra shots here that couldn't make it in because they had nothing to do with the lyrics. Enjoy.







You know you wish Matt wore this much pink in the show. Admit it.



This picture would've made it into the shoot if I hadn't cocked it up and allowed the sky to peep through at the top. Aehfihfhfakfn. Is it just me, or does Near look hilariously buff in this picture?



Another one with sky peeping in. Stupid game, not lettin' me have ceilings >(



Poor Near got like no screen time. Sorry about that, Near fans.



And this is proof that the MM duo are the most uncooperative models ever. I make them dance their hearts out and all they do is stand around looking confused. Oy _ _;;;

OH YES, I don't own Death Note OR the song Jizz in my pants. I'm just borrowing both for my nefarious purposes. The actual sims are mine, though.

THAT'S THAT, FOLKS! Thank you for looking, hopefully the scarring wasn't too deep.

Please don't judge me ;_;

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