The Jambon Legacy 9.1
OMG you guys, generation 9! One generation to go!!!
Wow, this house is a total sausage-fest. We need to get some girls in here, fast. They live in a beach lot now, btw.
I... bu... NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! MY HEIR PORTRAITS!!! WHY??????
Becoming The Law doesn't make things any better! :(((((((
Sawyer goes on strike and now only sleeps in the tent outside. Even though it's winter.
... I want his life :(
Pop. Generation 9, 'tis on the way! And I forgot to throw that pregnant-sims-wear-any-clothes hack into my DLs folder after installing BV, whoops.
URGH DX Two pregnant men. This ought to be fun.
Coconut: YOU LOOK SO HOT CARRYING MY SPAWN AND WEARING MATCHING CLOTHES BB
Still think he's the hottest thing in the world? As you'll see soon, pregnant!Marcus has serious bed-finding issues.
There are definitely worse ways to spend your maternity leave.
(Can you tell I desperately want to live close to the beach?)
Stop whining and build more sandcastles, manbitch.
Sawyer: Hey, love! Just wanted to congratulate you! You've really made some money for yourself even though you never went to College. I mean, you did have to turn to crime to get it, but that's an achievement, right? :D
Sukiyaki: ... Please shut up *cried for hours over not going to College* :<
This hurts my soul to post, but... take a good long look at Artichoke. It's time for him to get old :(
HISSSSSS
Much better. Frankly, I'd still hit it.
Pizzop.
I'd forgotten how incredibly bitchy pregnant sims can be -_-
Noodle: Can you people please stop spying on me with that telescope?? ]:<
Coconut: Bitch, you dare shove a pregnant SENATOR?? OFF MY PROPERTY OR I MAKE SURE YOU NEVER GET HIRED BY ANYONE IN THIS CITY EVER D8<
OH GOD THE PAIN DX
Sukiyaki didn't have quite the same luck as Artichoke in the good-looks department :(
NO ONE IS STOPPING YOU FROM GOING TO SLEEP GOD
Fine. Ignore me. See if I care.
But can you please at least try not to kill yourselves while you're at it?? D:
Hay Poms. I see you're back to your beat-'em-up self. Somewhere, right now, Kiwi is having a mental breakdown.
Birth!
It's a girl! Her name is Donut, and she's all Coconut minus the eyes. I see my game still doesn't think that S4 is dominant enough to warrant S4 babies -_-
Donut very rarely saw the floor as an infant. Congratulations, Coconut! You don't suck too much as a parent!
Onigiri <3 his great-grandchildren.
Dayum, Onigiri's old o_O
Marcus: oh deAR GOD IT'S COMING OUT!! DDDDDDX<
Coconut: *PANICS* ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! I'M NOT READY FOR THIS! NOT YET! DDDDDX
'Tis a boy! His name is Smoothie, and, once again, he's all Coconut with one exception - red hair! Hurrah! Brownie points to him, because I've had way too many black-haired sims in this legacy thus far.
Coconut: I'M NOT JOKING! I'M NOT READY! DDDDDD8
Marcus: Look, sweetie, daddy needs to go eat now. You can just stay here and admire the view, 'k? :D
Smoothie: Are you serious :|
Onigiri: Here's the female one. You can take care of her diaper.
Marcus: WUT DO I DO 8|
Seriously Sawyer, I appreciate you going on strike, but this is getting ridiculous.
Sawyer: I wasn't going on strike, I was hiding from the birthday cake D:
That frozen overlay is hottttttt.
He's neither an Iron Chef nor Asian, but I'm running out of good elder clothes DX
Sukiyaki: Who's a cute grandson? Who's a cute grandson?? :D :D :D
Sukiyaki: Jesus, you're starting to stink. Down you go.
Sukiyaki: La la la...
Smoothie: WHAT THE FUCK, GRANDPA D:<
Sukiyaki: Who's a cute granddaughter? Who's a cute granddaughter?? :D :D :D
Smoothie: I hate you all.
Marcus: So let's go over this again, I'll rise the ranks until my position allows me to brainwash all the new recruits...
Coconut: ... And while you do that, I'll start bribing the Senate to win their favour...
Both: *PLOT PLOT PLOT*
This is their idea of foreplay. Don't ask.
Goddamn chance cards! D:<
Coconut gets SRSLY DISTRESSED whenever there are setbacks to his plans :(
Meanwhile, Smoothie is still left in all sorts of corners around the house.
And it's not like anyone's too busy to look after him, or anything. The house always has at least two competent adults, but noooooo.
-_-
Sukiyaki maxes out all his skills and gets his LTW. Huzzah.
Aaaaand birthdays. This is the first time Coconut has touched either of his kids since he gave birth to Donut ._.
Donut Jambon
Leo
-4 Neat
-10 Outgoing
-4 Active
-6 Playful
-3 Nice
Those lips! *_*
Smoothie Jambon
Cancer
-8 Neat
-7 Outgoing
-5 Active
-5 Playful
-10 Nice (lmfao)
Marcus: Okay, sweetie, can you say "Positron Rifle"?
Smoothie: "Po-see-twon"? :D
Marcus: Yay!
Coconut: Come on, honey! The first step to dominating the masses is to walk like you already do! :D
Commence the brainwashing!
DAYUM that was fast o_o
Good! It only took like five million tries -_-
Marcus: Can you try saying "Sir, yes sir!" for me, princess? :D
Donut: Nooooooo
Marcus: Why not? :(
Marcus: AEHAKHAKSHSKDHASDKJA
CURSE YOU, PREGNANCY FOR ALL HACK. CURSE YOUUUUUUUUU D:<
Donut: FOOD! I WANTS FOOD!
Smoothie: Nooo! My nutritious dinner, mine!! :(((
SPROING!
Donut: But I'm hungry ;^;
Smoothie: *Purposefully takes a long drink* >:|
Wow, she couldn't wait three seconds to get one from Artichoke? Way to be spoiled.
Are you still going on about that? Marcus has a serious crossdressing fetish, it seems.
Marcus: So, um, I think I might be pregnant again.
Coconut: Aha... right... ok...
Coconut: NO IT IS FUCKING NOT OK MARCUS I THINK I'M PREGNANT TOO D8
Marcus: ...
Both: *Continue eating and pretend this conversation never happened*
That's an... interesting conversation topic, I must say o_O
It's nice to have such involved grandparents. Artichoke and Sawyer definitely win the award for best child-care in this legacy.
AWWWWWWWW!!!!
... er. Sorry. I hadn't seen that one before >_>
I am extremely pleased that they both inherited Coconut's I-am-up-to-no-good face.
Pop -_-
Marcus: WHEN I SAID THAT I WANTED BABIES I DID NOT MEAN I WANTED AN ENTIRE NATION OF THEM DX
Coconut: UUNF YOU REALLY DO LOOK EXTREMELY HOT WHEN YOU'RE CARRYING MY SPAWN *PANT*
*Mopes* I was totally ready to have a generation of just 3 kids :(
Coconut: "Legislation!" Come on, "Le-gis-la-tion"! :D
Donut: STILL NO ]:<
Coconut: Why do you make daddy's plans for world domination so difficult, honey? :(
Yeah, these two are definitely Coconut's kids.
And he may complain and try to brainwash them at every given opportunity, but Coconut does love his little minions.
Because god forbid that Mr. Perfection fail at something as basic as parenting, right?
Dammit, The Zapper is back to being useless.
This happened a lot more than I'm showing here. Poor Marcus loses energy at the speed of light when he's pregnant.
Why do you guys have to do everything together? e_e
SERIOUS. BED-FINDING. ISSUES.
Yeah, hi, Pommy? Can you please harass the non-pregnant sims? Or at least the ones that aren't about to starve? Thanks.
And I apparently didn't bother taking pictures of Marcus going into labour pains, but hey, babby! It's a she, her name is Masala, and she gets MAJOR BROWNIE POINTS for being a BLONDE!! Please let me remind you that her closest blond relative is good ol' Celine from gen 4, that there have only been about 3 blond Jambons in total, and only one of them was "heir" (Strudel). So yes, brownie points up the wazoo for her.
Marcus, the floor =/= cribs.
Onigiri to the rescue!
MOAR BABBYS
Ein boy (yay for a gender-balanced generation!). This is Falafel, and he's got S3 (there is a god somewhere!), what I'm thinking is red hair (though it could be brown, I can't really tell), and Marcus's eyes. He gets brownie points for the skintone, though not as many as Masala's blond hair.
Coconut: TOO MANY KIDS GODDAMN
Falafel: Can't... breathe... DX
It's also birthday tiems for the first two kids.
Donut.
And Smoothie!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
A/N: Hai thar, Angelina Jolie lips! Not sure where they came from, because Marcus's aren't quite THAT full. But oh well.
By the way, I have a midterm to write on wednesday, and then I have to get on a plane on thursday, so this might be the last update I can write until next year. I get back on the 4th of January, so if I don't update before December 18th, you can probably expect the next one to pop up in the week of January 5th somewhere. Much love to all, thanks for reading my legacy, and Happy Christmakwanzaakkah! <3
By the way, someone asked me a while back for the wallpapers that I use for kids' nurseries. I'm sorry, I forgot who it was exactly, but if you haven't found them yet, they're from here!
Previous parts are here
Wow, this house is a total sausage-fest. We need to get some girls in here, fast. They live in a beach lot now, btw.
I... bu... NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! MY HEIR PORTRAITS!!! WHY??????
Becoming The Law doesn't make things any better! :(((((((
Sawyer goes on strike and now only sleeps in the tent outside. Even though it's winter.
... I want his life :(
Pop. Generation 9, 'tis on the way! And I forgot to throw that pregnant-sims-wear-any-clothes hack into my DLs folder after installing BV, whoops.
URGH DX Two pregnant men. This ought to be fun.
Coconut: YOU LOOK SO HOT CARRYING MY SPAWN AND WEARING MATCHING CLOTHES BB
Still think he's the hottest thing in the world? As you'll see soon, pregnant!Marcus has serious bed-finding issues.
There are definitely worse ways to spend your maternity leave.
(Can you tell I desperately want to live close to the beach?)
Stop whining and build more sandcastles, manbitch.
Sawyer: Hey, love! Just wanted to congratulate you! You've really made some money for yourself even though you never went to College. I mean, you did have to turn to crime to get it, but that's an achievement, right? :D
Sukiyaki: ... Please shut up *cried for hours over not going to College* :<
This hurts my soul to post, but... take a good long look at Artichoke. It's time for him to get old :(
HISSSSSS
Much better. Frankly, I'd still hit it.
Pizzop.
I'd forgotten how incredibly bitchy pregnant sims can be -_-
Noodle: Can you people please stop spying on me with that telescope?? ]:<
Coconut: Bitch, you dare shove a pregnant SENATOR?? OFF MY PROPERTY OR I MAKE SURE YOU NEVER GET HIRED BY ANYONE IN THIS CITY EVER D8<
OH GOD THE PAIN DX
Sukiyaki didn't have quite the same luck as Artichoke in the good-looks department :(
NO ONE IS STOPPING YOU FROM GOING TO SLEEP GOD
Fine. Ignore me. See if I care.
But can you please at least try not to kill yourselves while you're at it?? D:
Hay Poms. I see you're back to your beat-'em-up self. Somewhere, right now, Kiwi is having a mental breakdown.
Birth!
It's a girl! Her name is Donut, and she's all Coconut minus the eyes. I see my game still doesn't think that S4 is dominant enough to warrant S4 babies -_-
Donut very rarely saw the floor as an infant. Congratulations, Coconut! You don't suck too much as a parent!
Onigiri <3 his great-grandchildren.
Dayum, Onigiri's old o_O
Marcus: oh deAR GOD IT'S COMING OUT!! DDDDDDX<
Coconut: *PANICS* ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! I'M NOT READY FOR THIS! NOT YET! DDDDDX
'Tis a boy! His name is Smoothie, and, once again, he's all Coconut with one exception - red hair! Hurrah! Brownie points to him, because I've had way too many black-haired sims in this legacy thus far.
Coconut: I'M NOT JOKING! I'M NOT READY! DDDDDD8
Marcus: Look, sweetie, daddy needs to go eat now. You can just stay here and admire the view, 'k? :D
Smoothie: Are you serious :|
Onigiri: Here's the female one. You can take care of her diaper.
Marcus: WUT DO I DO 8|
Seriously Sawyer, I appreciate you going on strike, but this is getting ridiculous.
Sawyer: I wasn't going on strike, I was hiding from the birthday cake D:
That frozen overlay is hottttttt.
He's neither an Iron Chef nor Asian, but I'm running out of good elder clothes DX
Sukiyaki: Who's a cute grandson? Who's a cute grandson?? :D :D :D
Sukiyaki: Jesus, you're starting to stink. Down you go.
Sukiyaki: La la la...
Smoothie: WHAT THE FUCK, GRANDPA D:<
Sukiyaki: Who's a cute granddaughter? Who's a cute granddaughter?? :D :D :D
Smoothie: I hate you all.
Marcus: So let's go over this again, I'll rise the ranks until my position allows me to brainwash all the new recruits...
Coconut: ... And while you do that, I'll start bribing the Senate to win their favour...
Both: *PLOT PLOT PLOT*
This is their idea of foreplay. Don't ask.
Goddamn chance cards! D:<
Coconut gets SRSLY DISTRESSED whenever there are setbacks to his plans :(
Meanwhile, Smoothie is still left in all sorts of corners around the house.
And it's not like anyone's too busy to look after him, or anything. The house always has at least two competent adults, but noooooo.
-_-
Sukiyaki maxes out all his skills and gets his LTW. Huzzah.
Aaaaand birthdays. This is the first time Coconut has touched either of his kids since he gave birth to Donut ._.
Donut Jambon
Leo
-4 Neat
-10 Outgoing
-4 Active
-6 Playful
-3 Nice
Those lips! *_*
Smoothie Jambon
Cancer
-8 Neat
-7 Outgoing
-5 Active
-5 Playful
-10 Nice (lmfao)
Marcus: Okay, sweetie, can you say "Positron Rifle"?
Smoothie: "Po-see-twon"? :D
Marcus: Yay!
Coconut: Come on, honey! The first step to dominating the masses is to walk like you already do! :D
Commence the brainwashing!
DAYUM that was fast o_o
Good! It only took like five million tries -_-
Marcus: Can you try saying "Sir, yes sir!" for me, princess? :D
Donut: Nooooooo
Marcus: Why not? :(
Marcus: AEHAKHAKSHSKDHASDKJA
CURSE YOU, PREGNANCY FOR ALL HACK. CURSE YOUUUUUUUUU D:<
Donut: FOOD! I WANTS FOOD!
Smoothie: Nooo! My nutritious dinner, mine!! :(((
SPROING!
Donut: But I'm hungry ;^;
Smoothie: *Purposefully takes a long drink* >:|
Wow, she couldn't wait three seconds to get one from Artichoke? Way to be spoiled.
Are you still going on about that? Marcus has a serious crossdressing fetish, it seems.
Marcus: So, um, I think I might be pregnant again.
Coconut: Aha... right... ok...
Coconut: NO IT IS FUCKING NOT OK MARCUS I THINK I'M PREGNANT TOO D8
Marcus: ...
Both: *Continue eating and pretend this conversation never happened*
That's an... interesting conversation topic, I must say o_O
It's nice to have such involved grandparents. Artichoke and Sawyer definitely win the award for best child-care in this legacy.
AWWWWWWWW!!!!
... er. Sorry. I hadn't seen that one before >_>
I am extremely pleased that they both inherited Coconut's I-am-up-to-no-good face.
Pop -_-
Marcus: WHEN I SAID THAT I WANTED BABIES I DID NOT MEAN I WANTED AN ENTIRE NATION OF THEM DX
Coconut: UUNF YOU REALLY DO LOOK EXTREMELY HOT WHEN YOU'RE CARRYING MY SPAWN *PANT*
*Mopes* I was totally ready to have a generation of just 3 kids :(
Coconut: "Legislation!" Come on, "Le-gis-la-tion"! :D
Donut: STILL NO ]:<
Coconut: Why do you make daddy's plans for world domination so difficult, honey? :(
Yeah, these two are definitely Coconut's kids.
And he may complain and try to brainwash them at every given opportunity, but Coconut does love his little minions.
Because god forbid that Mr. Perfection fail at something as basic as parenting, right?
Dammit, The Zapper is back to being useless.
This happened a lot more than I'm showing here. Poor Marcus loses energy at the speed of light when he's pregnant.
Why do you guys have to do everything together? e_e
SERIOUS. BED-FINDING. ISSUES.
Yeah, hi, Pommy? Can you please harass the non-pregnant sims? Or at least the ones that aren't about to starve? Thanks.
And I apparently didn't bother taking pictures of Marcus going into labour pains, but hey, babby! It's a she, her name is Masala, and she gets MAJOR BROWNIE POINTS for being a BLONDE!! Please let me remind you that her closest blond relative is good ol' Celine from gen 4, that there have only been about 3 blond Jambons in total, and only one of them was "heir" (Strudel). So yes, brownie points up the wazoo for her.
Marcus, the floor =/= cribs.
Onigiri to the rescue!
MOAR BABBYS
Ein boy (yay for a gender-balanced generation!). This is Falafel, and he's got S3 (there is a god somewhere!), what I'm thinking is red hair (though it could be brown, I can't really tell), and Marcus's eyes. He gets brownie points for the skintone, though not as many as Masala's blond hair.
Coconut: TOO MANY KIDS GODDAMN
Falafel: Can't... breathe... DX
It's also birthday tiems for the first two kids.
Donut.
And Smoothie!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
A/N: Hai thar, Angelina Jolie lips! Not sure where they came from, because Marcus's aren't quite THAT full. But oh well.
By the way, I have a midterm to write on wednesday, and then I have to get on a plane on thursday, so this might be the last update I can write until next year. I get back on the 4th of January, so if I don't update before December 18th, you can probably expect the next one to pop up in the week of January 5th somewhere. Much love to all, thanks for reading my legacy, and Happy Christmakwanzaakkah! <3
By the way, someone asked me a while back for the wallpapers that I use for kids' nurseries. I'm sorry, I forgot who it was exactly, but if you haven't found them yet, they're from here!
Previous parts are here