The Jambon Legacy 8.6
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Warnings: The usual.
Image count: 111.
I sent Coconut (who is our heir, btw) running around campus to try and find some manmeat, but apparently I've killed off most of the male population in my attempts to sprout new townies, because no matter where I went, there were only women. Thus, Coconut finds other ways by which to amuse himself.
Back in the dorm, Pepper makes a friend!
Ever since I installed BV, my sims won't stop dancing o.O
... I am intrigued by your genes.
Coconut: CAN I HAVE IT
Yes. Yes, you may. His name is ~~Marcus~~
Coconut: Baby, I've seen places you've never dreamed of before... so how about you come to my room, and I'll tell you all about them...
Coconut: But first, let give you a back massage. I learned this from the masters! Just relax...
I see where that hand is going.
Oh, goody, looks like Marcus is a mean sim. Allow me to remind you that Coconut himself only has about 3 Nice points.
I fear for the next generation D8
By the way, I ACR'd the girls' gender pref. and they all ended up being straight. Because, you know, there's so many available males on campus right now -_-
Lime heads straight for the furry.
HOTTTTTTTT
Why do so many situations in my game end up looking like a porno?
First kiss yadda yadda yadda.
Marcus spends more time staring at Coconut's crotch than he does at any other part of his body.
Coconut: You like that, baby? I'm more of an ass man, myself >:D *grope*
Yeah, Coconut doesn't really mind being objectified. He does it too -_-
*Shudder*
That's Brownie's new boytoy. They like to bond by putting Pepper down -_-
This is an accurate summary of Coconut's life in college. Party party party party party.
Coconut: Don't you think, sometimes, that this world is... I don't know... rotten? That it needs a leader to guide it in the proper direction?
Coconut: Yes... someone with charisma, with power, someone who could judge everyone fairly. Someone like...
Coconut: *Gasp*
Coconut: ... Me? 8D
Coconut's Friend: Oh, Coconut, you're such a kidder! *Splashes playfully*
CF: But anyways, God, I have this huge art portfolio thing due in like two weeks, and I haven't even started...
Coconut: But... I wasn't kidding :/
Something tells me that Lime has a bit of a crush on this guy. She stalks him around the dorm whenever possible.
And she takes every opportunity to show off some skin.
I don't think he's interested, though.
Coach: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, GIRL?! SITTING AROUND WHILE YOUR ASS PACKS THE POUNDS?? ON YOUR FEET! I WANT TO SEE THOSE THIGHS BURN!
Pepper: Just give me two secs--
Pepper: No tips...
Coach: MAYBE IF YOU WEREN'T SO FAT YOU'D GET SOME MONEY. DOWN ON THE FLOOR. NOW!
Pepper: :/
Coach: MAC AND CHEESE?? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY CALORIES THERE ARE IN THAT THING??
Peanut Butter: But it's all they were serving--
Coach: NO EXCUSES, CHIT!
Peanut Butter: *Spreads legs* :|
Coach: *Pervs* Wider. You need to spread them wider.
No wonder he only harassed the girls in the dorm -_-
It's a good thing he was gone by the time Brownie did this though. Girl, showers exist for a reason ._.
Brownie's boytoy: Uh, no, I don't kiss nudists.
Brownie: I CAN'T BELIVE YOU! *CRYYYYYYYYYYYYY*
Let's try this again!
Flowers grow at her feet. How they grow out of old tiles is anyone's guess.
Success!
Brownie: YOU JACKASS, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU REJECTED MY FIRST KISS! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH EMOTIONAL TRAUMA YOU'VE INFLICTED ON ME?? *CRYYYYYYYYYYYYY*
BBT: Jesus, what perfume are you wearing? It gives a whole new meaning to "Eau de toilette"! DX
Marcus and Coconut, with their two bolts, are way past the kissing stage.
Moar first kisses.
By the way, Coconut knows practically everyone on campus. You have no idea how many hours he spends on the phone.
Oh no! The object of Lime's affection! :(
Grimmy: Charon's balls! More starved university students!
Coconut and Brownie: *No respect for Death* HELLO?! We have an exam to get to! Move!!
Grimmy: Fuck you all. I'm busy -_-
Coconut and Brownie: ... HALP. WHAT DO WE DO D8
Me: Use the other exit, perhaps? -_-
Dormie Ghost: I FUCKING LOVE BEING INVISIBLE O_O *ogles*
Dormie Ghost: Except, damn... I CAN'T PARTICIPATE!! D:<
Eh, he was bound to be abducted into the Secret Society, considering how he befriends practically every student that walks by.
Ever since Fruit of the Loom ate the one male member, the SS has basically turned into a sorority.
Well, might as well make some connections while we're here.
I don't know how he does it. Even the girls that don't like him end up apologizing to him and eating out of the palm of his hand by the time he's done with them.
HEIR PORTRAIT FACE Y/N
Coconut: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! THIS IS MY STATEMENT! MY STATEMENT AGAINST THE CURRENT GOVERNMENT AND THE STUPID LAWS THAT IT IMPOSES ON US!
Coconut: YESSSSSS. ONLY MY OWN POLICIES WILL EVER THE BE THE CORRECT ONES. THIS MONEY IS AS FAKE AS THE POLITICIANS THAT CURRENTLY RULE OUR LIVES! YES, MY SYMBOLISM IS PERFECT!
... Right.
This is him becoming the Big Man on Campus. That's how many people he knows. He befriended the entire SS in one night.
Lime found two secret hut maps while digging around (Coconut found the third one). DO I SMELL ANOTHER VACATION IN THE AIR? YES I DO.
OHSHI--
QUICK! HIDE THE RELATIVES!
Due to the lack of mens on campus, Pepper is forced to call up a guy from the Far East.
Pepper: Hello, good friend... *bows*
Far East Guy called Nathaniel or something like that: ... UNF. IT'S SO HOT WHEN FOREIGNERS DO IT
First things first, the combover has to go.
... Not quite what I had in mind.
Victory! He cleans up pretty well, I must say.
Work that charm, girl!
Meanwhile,
The dormie and I enjoy the hilarity that is hammock woohoo.
ROFL. Way to scare the girl off, Marcus. I wonder how many outgoing points he has, that he's sneaking into the tub naked. Not even Coconut does that, and he has 7!
Girl: Hi, I'm new here! Oh, are you that "Coconut" guy I keep hearing about? Aren't you, like, HUUUUGE on campus?
One and a half sim!hours later and she joins the legions of friends/minions.
Vacationie was supposed to stay for three days, but ended up leaving after one. Sorry, Pepper, but there goes your first kiss. Why can't you be a lesbian? It would make things a lot easier >_<
I moved them into what was Onigiri, Pomegranate and Kiwi's house back in the day, because Coconut would not shut up about wanting a Greek House. And as soon as I granted that wish, he was all "TOGA PARTAYYYYYYY"
Marcus, baby, what part of "Toga" did you not understand?
Good times. Poor Pepper - everyone's partnered off with some significant other, and she's stuck blowing bubbles because her love interest is currently on a plane.
The house was this crowded more often than not DX
Noodle from generation 2: STOP. SPYING. ON. ME. AEHFAIEUHFAIUEGFA
Brownie's boytoy: HOLY SHIT, I ACTUALLY RECOGNIZE YOU! O_O
She rolled the want to propose and I'm not going to use him, so why not? Maybe a new, shinier male uni student will be spawned.
Class. 'Tis thy middle name, boytoy. You just got engaged to Brownie and you're already checking out anything on two legs -_-
Coconut: AAHAHahHAhaHAhaHAAAhaAAAhaaaHHHHH BLACKMAIL MATERIALLLLLLLLL
You know what they say: There's a fine line between genius and insanity, and I think Coconut enjoys crossing it every now and then.
Coconut: Fucking hell, you want me to watch TV???
Coconut: But I got places to be! Parties to throw! People to manipulate! THIS IS SUCH A WASTE OF TIIIIIIME D:<
What with the 293742937 parties he throws, he doesn't have time to write term papers...
But that is what mad hacking skills are for.
I left him too long in there, though, so he got caught ._.
Yeah, because Coconut, who was born into a family with $600K, will even consider that to be a loss.
Cop: AND I'M TAKING YOUR COMPUTER TOO! FEEL THE PAIN, BROKE UNIVERSITY STUDENT
Coconut: *Has another computer in the house and already forgot about this one*
Even the Cow is defending him! You just DO NOT mess with the big man on campus!
I figured that the most hilarious payback would be to influence the cop to write Coconut's term paper for him (because obvsly Coconut has to learn how to do one properly amirite), but he left even though he agreed to :(
... Lime, this furry fetish of yours needs to stop.
I move in some random Greek House member so that she can maintain the GH status...
Because it's graduation times! (God I suck at taking snapshots)
Hurrah for the college adjuster! 8D
Wow, way to all grow into the same hair, ladies :/
Back in the legacy house, Marcus moves in!
SEXY
Makeoverrrrs!
Marcus Soon-to-be-Jambon
Asp: Popularity
LTW: Become General (CLEARLY HE IS COCONUT'S SOUL MATE)
Zodiac Sign: Leo
-4 Neat
-10 Outgoing (oic)
-4 Active
-4 Playful
-3 Nice
Turn-ons: Hats, High Cooking Skill
Turn-off: Fatness
Next update: A WEDDING AND A HONEYMOON! 8D
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
A/N: I'm so excited for next gen. I can't wait to see what Marcus's genes do 8DDD
Previous parts are here!
Warnings: The usual.
Image count: 111.
I sent Coconut (who is our heir, btw) running around campus to try and find some manmeat, but apparently I've killed off most of the male population in my attempts to sprout new townies, because no matter where I went, there were only women. Thus, Coconut finds other ways by which to amuse himself.
Back in the dorm, Pepper makes a friend!
Ever since I installed BV, my sims won't stop dancing o.O
... I am intrigued by your genes.
Coconut: CAN I HAVE IT
Yes. Yes, you may. His name is ~~Marcus~~
Coconut: Baby, I've seen places you've never dreamed of before... so how about you come to my room, and I'll tell you all about them...
Coconut: But first, let give you a back massage. I learned this from the masters! Just relax...
I see where that hand is going.
Oh, goody, looks like Marcus is a mean sim. Allow me to remind you that Coconut himself only has about 3 Nice points.
I fear for the next generation D8
By the way, I ACR'd the girls' gender pref. and they all ended up being straight. Because, you know, there's so many available males on campus right now -_-
Lime heads straight for the furry.
HOTTTTTTTT
Why do so many situations in my game end up looking like a porno?
First kiss yadda yadda yadda.
Marcus spends more time staring at Coconut's crotch than he does at any other part of his body.
Coconut: You like that, baby? I'm more of an ass man, myself >:D *grope*
Yeah, Coconut doesn't really mind being objectified. He does it too -_-
*Shudder*
That's Brownie's new boytoy. They like to bond by putting Pepper down -_-
This is an accurate summary of Coconut's life in college. Party party party party party.
Coconut: Don't you think, sometimes, that this world is... I don't know... rotten? That it needs a leader to guide it in the proper direction?
Coconut: Yes... someone with charisma, with power, someone who could judge everyone fairly. Someone like...
Coconut: *Gasp*
Coconut: ... Me? 8D
Coconut's Friend: Oh, Coconut, you're such a kidder! *Splashes playfully*
CF: But anyways, God, I have this huge art portfolio thing due in like two weeks, and I haven't even started...
Coconut: But... I wasn't kidding :/
Something tells me that Lime has a bit of a crush on this guy. She stalks him around the dorm whenever possible.
And she takes every opportunity to show off some skin.
I don't think he's interested, though.
Coach: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, GIRL?! SITTING AROUND WHILE YOUR ASS PACKS THE POUNDS?? ON YOUR FEET! I WANT TO SEE THOSE THIGHS BURN!
Pepper: Just give me two secs--
Pepper: No tips...
Coach: MAYBE IF YOU WEREN'T SO FAT YOU'D GET SOME MONEY. DOWN ON THE FLOOR. NOW!
Pepper: :/
Coach: MAC AND CHEESE?? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY CALORIES THERE ARE IN THAT THING??
Peanut Butter: But it's all they were serving--
Coach: NO EXCUSES, CHIT!
Peanut Butter: *Spreads legs* :|
Coach: *Pervs* Wider. You need to spread them wider.
No wonder he only harassed the girls in the dorm -_-
It's a good thing he was gone by the time Brownie did this though. Girl, showers exist for a reason ._.
Brownie's boytoy: Uh, no, I don't kiss nudists.
Brownie: I CAN'T BELIVE YOU! *CRYYYYYYYYYYYYY*
Let's try this again!
Flowers grow at her feet. How they grow out of old tiles is anyone's guess.
Success!
Brownie: YOU JACKASS, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU REJECTED MY FIRST KISS! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH EMOTIONAL TRAUMA YOU'VE INFLICTED ON ME?? *CRYYYYYYYYYYYYY*
BBT: Jesus, what perfume are you wearing? It gives a whole new meaning to "Eau de toilette"! DX
Marcus and Coconut, with their two bolts, are way past the kissing stage.
Moar first kisses.
By the way, Coconut knows practically everyone on campus. You have no idea how many hours he spends on the phone.
Oh no! The object of Lime's affection! :(
Grimmy: Charon's balls! More starved university students!
Coconut and Brownie: *No respect for Death* HELLO?! We have an exam to get to! Move!!
Grimmy: Fuck you all. I'm busy -_-
Coconut and Brownie: ... HALP. WHAT DO WE DO D8
Me: Use the other exit, perhaps? -_-
Dormie Ghost: I FUCKING LOVE BEING INVISIBLE O_O *ogles*
Dormie Ghost: Except, damn... I CAN'T PARTICIPATE!! D:<
Eh, he was bound to be abducted into the Secret Society, considering how he befriends practically every student that walks by.
Ever since Fruit of the Loom ate the one male member, the SS has basically turned into a sorority.
Well, might as well make some connections while we're here.
I don't know how he does it. Even the girls that don't like him end up apologizing to him and eating out of the palm of his hand by the time he's done with them.
HEIR PORTRAIT FACE Y/N
Coconut: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! THIS IS MY STATEMENT! MY STATEMENT AGAINST THE CURRENT GOVERNMENT AND THE STUPID LAWS THAT IT IMPOSES ON US!
Coconut: YESSSSSS. ONLY MY OWN POLICIES WILL EVER THE BE THE CORRECT ONES. THIS MONEY IS AS FAKE AS THE POLITICIANS THAT CURRENTLY RULE OUR LIVES! YES, MY SYMBOLISM IS PERFECT!
... Right.
This is him becoming the Big Man on Campus. That's how many people he knows. He befriended the entire SS in one night.
Lime found two secret hut maps while digging around (Coconut found the third one). DO I SMELL ANOTHER VACATION IN THE AIR? YES I DO.
OHSHI--
QUICK! HIDE THE RELATIVES!
Due to the lack of mens on campus, Pepper is forced to call up a guy from the Far East.
Pepper: Hello, good friend... *bows*
Far East Guy called Nathaniel or something like that: ... UNF. IT'S SO HOT WHEN FOREIGNERS DO IT
First things first, the combover has to go.
... Not quite what I had in mind.
Victory! He cleans up pretty well, I must say.
Work that charm, girl!
Meanwhile,
The dormie and I enjoy the hilarity that is hammock woohoo.
ROFL. Way to scare the girl off, Marcus. I wonder how many outgoing points he has, that he's sneaking into the tub naked. Not even Coconut does that, and he has 7!
Girl: Hi, I'm new here! Oh, are you that "Coconut" guy I keep hearing about? Aren't you, like, HUUUUGE on campus?
One and a half sim!hours later and she joins the legions of friends/minions.
Vacationie was supposed to stay for three days, but ended up leaving after one. Sorry, Pepper, but there goes your first kiss. Why can't you be a lesbian? It would make things a lot easier >_<
I moved them into what was Onigiri, Pomegranate and Kiwi's house back in the day, because Coconut would not shut up about wanting a Greek House. And as soon as I granted that wish, he was all "TOGA PARTAYYYYYYY"
Marcus, baby, what part of "Toga" did you not understand?
Good times. Poor Pepper - everyone's partnered off with some significant other, and she's stuck blowing bubbles because her love interest is currently on a plane.
The house was this crowded more often than not DX
Noodle from generation 2: STOP. SPYING. ON. ME. AEHFAIEUHFAIUEGFA
Brownie's boytoy: HOLY SHIT, I ACTUALLY RECOGNIZE YOU! O_O
She rolled the want to propose and I'm not going to use him, so why not? Maybe a new, shinier male uni student will be spawned.
Class. 'Tis thy middle name, boytoy. You just got engaged to Brownie and you're already checking out anything on two legs -_-
Coconut: AAHAHahHAhaHAhaHAAAhaAAAhaaaHHHHH BLACKMAIL MATERIALLLLLLLLL
You know what they say: There's a fine line between genius and insanity, and I think Coconut enjoys crossing it every now and then.
Coconut: Fucking hell, you want me to watch TV???
Coconut: But I got places to be! Parties to throw! People to manipulate! THIS IS SUCH A WASTE OF TIIIIIIME D:<
What with the 293742937 parties he throws, he doesn't have time to write term papers...
But that is what mad hacking skills are for.
I left him too long in there, though, so he got caught ._.
Yeah, because Coconut, who was born into a family with $600K, will even consider that to be a loss.
Cop: AND I'M TAKING YOUR COMPUTER TOO! FEEL THE PAIN, BROKE UNIVERSITY STUDENT
Coconut: *Has another computer in the house and already forgot about this one*
Even the Cow is defending him! You just DO NOT mess with the big man on campus!
I figured that the most hilarious payback would be to influence the cop to write Coconut's term paper for him (because obvsly Coconut has to learn how to do one properly amirite), but he left even though he agreed to :(
... Lime, this furry fetish of yours needs to stop.
I move in some random Greek House member so that she can maintain the GH status...
Because it's graduation times! (God I suck at taking snapshots)
Hurrah for the college adjuster! 8D
Wow, way to all grow into the same hair, ladies :/
Back in the legacy house, Marcus moves in!
SEXY
Makeoverrrrs!
Marcus Soon-to-be-Jambon
Asp: Popularity
LTW: Become General (CLEARLY HE IS COCONUT'S SOUL MATE)
Zodiac Sign: Leo
-4 Neat
-10 Outgoing (oic)
-4 Active
-4 Playful
-3 Nice
Turn-ons: Hats, High Cooking Skill
Turn-off: Fatness
Next update: A WEDDING AND A HONEYMOON! 8D
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
A/N: I'm so excited for next gen. I can't wait to see what Marcus's genes do 8DDD
Previous parts are here!