fic: Konzen's Special Secret Private List of Do's and Don'ts (Saiyuki crack!)

[sea_priest3ss]

Title: Konzen's Special Secret Private List of Do's and Don'ts
Author: priestess_grrrl
Series: Saiyuki Gaiden
Pairing: various mentioned
Rating: PG
Genre: crack!
Notes: Inspired by the ridiculously hilarious Kenren list and the Tenpou list by madame_maya.

Comments

[missingkitsune]

i had to wait until i stopped laughing in order to type something readable.
this is freaking hysterical. *falls out of chair laughing*
wonderful

[sea_priest3ss]

Thanks! I had a lot of fun writing it...! ^_^

[missingkitsune]

i'm sure you did cause it looks like it was pretty fun thought difficult to think of.
oh and i read the other two that you posted links to. they were really funny too. thanks for the link.

[ekaterin24]

These are great! Thank you! I'm also enjoying madame_maya's lists!

I haven't read any Gaiden yet (waiting for v. 3 & 4 of Reload to come from another library system) but it's not to hard to figure out who's who.

Shall I tell you again how grateful I am to you for convincing me to read these stories?

[priestess_grrrl]

Thanks! That Hakkai icon is wicked adorable...!

Gaiden is really lovely. I don't know when we might be getting ANY of it in English, sadly... Who knows what's up with that. Mosh might put it up in saiyuki_manga eventually... I'll let you know if she does. It's the story of all of them up in Heaven before they incarnated as their present selves (except Goku, he's the same, just younger, because remember he's actually 500 years old).

Of course you know I like it because we get Gojyo and Hakkai as General Kenren and Marshall Tenpou. Just to give you an idea, here's a picture of the glory that is our Marshall and our General. *licks her smexy military boys* And if you think they kick ass and take names in regular Saiyuki? Fuck. Their heavenly counterparts are like, in a whole different league. Fuck ME they're hot. Seriously...!

[tekalynn]

Is K-10 canon? Or just so close in subtext that it might as well be?

[sea_priest3ss]

It's 10K, and yeah, subtext GALORE. Much more than we get from Hakkai and Gojyo. I mean, in the regular Saiyuki canon, there are all these elements in the way of them being overtly together: Hakkai's past, the fact that his previous relationship was het, the fact that Gojyo obviously likes women, and just the nature of their lifestyle. I mean, they could be fucking, sure, but you have to stretch it a little bit to make their game work.

But hello, soldier boys? I mean, who isn't fucking their superior officer? Or thinking about it? And especially with the two of their characters, I mean, they just could give a FUCK about what anyone thinks. Hakkai is much, much more subdued and obedient than Tenpou, I mean, Tenpou is sometimes worse than Kenren. So yeah, in conclusion: subtext FTW...! ^_~

[tekalynn]

Hahaaaaaaaaa! (And 39 is very sweet.)

[sea_priest3ss]

Thanks! Yeah, I liked that one, too. It's just for the 39 (Sanzo/Goku) fangirls...!

[kerumica]

Which monkey is he referring to in number 16? :p Also had to look up the clip for "This is my rifle, this is my gun". Yeah, that totally makes sense now.

[sea_priest3ss]

hahaha, yes, ambiguity is a beautiful thing. And that's an old military chant, but most people know it from Full Metal Jacket. I could totally see Kenren teaching it to Goku. With hand gestures. ^_^ Thanks for reading!

[candika]

Oh thankyou!. I was depressed and needed that so much!

[sea_priest3ss]

You're welcome! I hope you feel better...! *hugs*