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lucs_lovechild! is being stalked on Livejournal!
snowedrop is stalking lucs_lovechild!
snowedrop’s REAL name :
Chambliss Alan
snowedrop’s REAL DOB :
13th November 1978
Height :183 cm
Weight : 103.8 kg
snowedrop has dreamt about you :
22 times
snowedrop became interested in you :
15th November 2002
snowedrop’s latest dream about you
Last night snowedrop dreamt that you had told them that you were leaving for good. snowedrop was just about ready to chop off your head with a samurai sword before the dream ended.
This is how snowedrop describes your relationship behind your back
‘lucs_lovechild! is my best friend in the whole world. When he dies I’m thinking of stuffing him and placing him beside my television.’
snowedrop’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
Your cat didn’t run away lucs_lovechild!, snowedrop is holding it captive!
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
snowedrop had their nipples pierced to show you the true depths of their neverending love for you.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
I wanna be your dog baby. Woof fucking woof, I’m coming to get you in my sheepskin jacket.
The Police
No. calls to the police :
11 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Hi, police? Yeah, I’d like to report a crime. Some mad fuckers just shovelled shit into our mailbox. I think it’s this person I know from the internet called snowedrop. Yeah, real mad son of a bitch. Can’t seem to understand that I just don’t like ‘em."
snowedrop’s Police File
When it comes to heartless thugs there aren’t many criminals who would top the list ahead of snowedrop.
Testimonies about snowedrop
Barnes Queen - Pig-hustler
‘I’m completely fucking gutted to hear about all of this. I always liked snowedrop. Are you sure you’re accusing the right person?’
Roseann Baccus - Marathon Munt
‘Ahhh none of this is new to me. lucs_lovechild!’s been telling me about snowedrop’s antics for ages now. I don’t honestly know why he has put up with it for so long.’
Lackey Melvin - Gives birth to cattle
‘It’s odd, I’ve known some weird fucks in my time and snowedrop and lucs_lovechild! would definitely top that list.’