(no subject)
Well, my arms are really sore because I did 25+5+10+15+20+25+30 pushups yesterday. That's 130 pushups.
Anyways, I named my trumpet Socrates and I've decided to name my good clarinet Sappho.
For anybody who doesn't know, Sappho was an ancient Greek poetess who lived on the island of Lesbos. AND... she was... probably... a lesbian, since some of her love poems were addressed to women. More on Sappho
[Yes, I am a literary geek]
Daniel: your clarinet is lesbian?
Daniel: I was unaware it had a gender
Liz: Of course my clarinet is lesbian
Liz: "You and your wife will have a happy life together" remember?
Daniel: but your clarinet can't be your wife
it's only..a few months old
Daniel: the age difference makes it so wrong
Liz: It's mature for its age.
Daniel: well at least it can speak
Liz: But we're in love, and nothing in the world can change that!!
Daniel: fine fine! get married to your clarinet =-O
Daniel: wait, doesn't that make you the male?
Liz: But we're lesbians.
Daniel: ..
Daniel: then is it wife and wife?
Liz: I spose
Daniel: that's a brain melter
As Tim says: XD how funny yet sad... only in band
Anyways, I named my trumpet Socrates and I've decided to name my good clarinet Sappho.
For anybody who doesn't know, Sappho was an ancient Greek poetess who lived on the island of Lesbos. AND... she was... probably... a lesbian, since some of her love poems were addressed to women. More on Sappho
[Yes, I am a literary geek]
Daniel: your clarinet is lesbian?
Daniel: I was unaware it had a gender
Liz: Of course my clarinet is lesbian
Liz: "You and your wife will have a happy life together" remember?
Daniel: but your clarinet can't be your wife
it's only..a few months old
Daniel: the age difference makes it so wrong
Liz: It's mature for its age.
Daniel: well at least it can speak
Liz: But we're in love, and nothing in the world can change that!!
Daniel: fine fine! get married to your clarinet =-O
Daniel: wait, doesn't that make you the male?
Liz: But we're lesbians.
Daniel: ..
Daniel: then is it wife and wife?
Liz: I spose
Daniel: that's a brain melter
As Tim says: XD how funny yet sad... only in band