***Anonymous Confession Post****

[sdx]

Its been awhile since I've had one of these.

Anonymous Confession Post
Tell me a secret, something you want to get off your chest.
Anonymous replies, no IP logging.
It'll be cathartic for you.

And if you make this post about me I'll track you down and cut your heart out with a spoon, get it?

Comments

[anonymous]

I've been biting back the nagging feeling that the guy I'm dating doesn't want to be seen being physically affectionate with me.

He'll kiss me in the street, but stops when a car comes near. We make out in his car, but he practically jumps off me when someone walks past.

[eyeofcolossus]

Eh, maybe he's not a big fan of PDA, doesn't want to be one of "those" people, and is simply doing his best to placate you.

[anonymous]

I understand that, but he's usually the one that initiates the kissing. If he wasn't into PDA, why would he start it in the first place?

[eyeofcolossus]

Clearly, you need to make out with me more often instead.

Maybe. Are you cute/hot? :-P

[anonymous]

lol I'm game. ;)

[eyeofcolossus]

Giggity. ;) I expect a message soon. :-P Also:

[anonymous]

:D

Oh this so fits with something I just posted in a comm. Crazy.

[eyeofcolossus]

Tapestries always fit.

[anonymous]

:) They do, and are so very underused.

[anonymous]

God, are ANY of Carl's LJ friends off-limits to you, or do you really want to fuck ALL of them?

[eyeofcolossus]

MANY are off limits. In fact, most of them-most people in life, in fact-elicit this response:

(clearly I am on a demotivator roll tonite)

[eyeofcolossus]

[5251962]

Oh you cheatin' sob!

[eyeofcolossus]

You know I share! :-P baby come back, Ike didn't mean to hit you!

[eyeofcolossus]

Possible second answer:

He hates freedom. Alert the FBI/CIA/Homeland Security

[anonymous]

Shit. You're right. I will call them right away.