Letters from a Chargers fan
Dear CBS announcing crew,
Drew Brees would probably throw even better if you removed your tongue from his ass. Of course then you'd probably kill yourselves with joy, so I guess it's better this way. BTW: there's another team on the field. Just, FYI.
No love,
SDW
Dear NFL Officials:
Fuck you and the plane you flew in on.
Even less love,
SDW
Dear Chargers,
*helpless sigh*
All my love, and most of my despair,
SDW
ETA: HE SPIKED THE FOOTBALL BECAUSE THE WHISTLES WERE BLOWING. WHAT THE FUCK.
EATA: I really think the Princess Bride appropriately encapsulates my current state: "Listen. Do you hear? That is the sound of ultimate suffering." TEAM. GYARGH.
Drew Brees would probably throw even better if you removed your tongue from his ass. Of course then you'd probably kill yourselves with joy, so I guess it's better this way. BTW: there's another team on the field. Just, FYI.
No love,
SDW
Dear NFL Officials:
Fuck you and the plane you flew in on.
Even less love,
SDW
Dear Chargers,
*helpless sigh*
All my love, and most of my despair,
SDW
ETA: HE SPIKED THE FOOTBALL BECAUSE THE WHISTLES WERE BLOWING. WHAT THE FUCK.
EATA: I really think the Princess Bride appropriately encapsulates my current state: "Listen. Do you hear? That is the sound of ultimate suffering." TEAM. GYARGH.