Doomsday
The day has been relatively quiet. Doom woke this morning, consumed the leftovers of previous night's feast of Hawaiian-style pizza (Doom must admit those Americans prepare a fine pizza), squashed another rebellion from those ungrateful whelps, had one of the servant women put Doom's spare cloaks into the wash, then watched the American news, laughing at their latest political scandal. Doom has had an enjoyable day.