we need to talk the one time i get confused as shit and you would have apparently been the only douchebag able to make sense of it youre no where to be found and im supposed to jump at the chance to have a chit chat here sure why not sup vantas
FUCK YOU, I'M DOING IT NOW. SO WHAT MANGLED VERSION DID TEREZI TELL YOU? I'M ASKING ABOUT TEREZI BECAUSE I CAN'T IMAGINE THAT FUCKING TOOL COULDN'T LISP ANYTHING OUT BETWEEN STICKING HIS TONGUE DOWN YOUR THROAT, BY THE WAY. BECAUSE GAMZEE'S SURE AS SHIT WAY MORE CALM, BUT WHATEVER YOU PISSED HIM OFF WITH PROBABLY ISN'T GOING TO CHANGE.
absolutely nothing tz was more focused on investigating what was up with makara rather than helping me figure my shit out and then somehow the conversation lead to her having the most bitchin treehouse on the block so yeah pretty shit productive wise speaking of pissing him off i need to get those little pig things next time they come around and see if i cant get my hands on some icp cds just for shits
I WILL SHIT A SNAKE OF PURE MALEVOLENCE TO CHOKE YOU TO DEATH IF YOU DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE. ANYWAY, WHATEVER. THIS IS ABOUT MY FRIENDS, SO I BETTER GET YOU FUCKING EDUCATED. WHERE DO YOU WANT ME TO START.
how about starting with i dont know everything just sitting in the dark over here wondering what the fuck and why the hell i have trolls all over my swag
ok not really but fuck was it tempting holy shit yeah i follow it easily enough just ok so back up a bit here so saying a troll almost calls you pitiful then backs the fuck up and acts like they didnt say anything and then maybe say that you might like to fuck with someone a bit too much than can be healthy or that you might actually kind of feel some sort of pity for someone and want to help them out and ok so yeah dont mind me here ill just be sitting over here quietly in the corner having a coolkid swag overload
... LOOK. I SAW THAT WITH SOLLUX. AND GAMZEE WAS BLACKFLIRTING WITH YOU SO FUCKING HARD HE'D BE SET UP FOR A JOKE SCENE IN ANY GOOD MOVIE. SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST SAY IT PLAIN, YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER.
why the hell am i even telling you all of this are you like seriously the only douchebag who knows anything about this trollmance bs dont i have any other options here
taking that as i have no other options welp ok so i did talk to sollux a bit about this one the gamzee shit i mean i have no idea if its hate or what but i love pissing him off mainly because its dangerous as shit and because of that realized i think i like that kind of danger too much like sollux told me i was raised more like a troll than a human so that might have something to do with it and as for him i really dont know we normally just hang out and talk about random stupid shit i mean that game of whatever it was we were trying to prove it was kinda just that neither of us planned what the fuck we were doing it was about pride and who would back down first idefk i wasnt thinking
FUCKING ANCESTOR SWINGING SHIT. YOU ARE A HOT FUCKING MESS. YOUR LIKING TO ANTAGONIZE GAMZEE SMACKS A LITTLE BIT OF KISMESISITUDE I GUESS. I MEAN, YOU ARE PISSING HIM OFF FOR YOUR OWN GAIN. MAYBE IT'S NOT OUT OF HATE BUT IT'S SORT OF LIKE PUPPY HATE? PSEUDO HATE. I DON'T EVEN FUCKING KNOW. IT'S LIKE YOU'VE GOT THE RIVALRY PART DOWN BUT ARE TOO EMOTIONALLY STUNTED TO GET THE HATE PART. ACTUALLY THAT SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT FOR YOU, CAT-ARSE LIPS. AND WITH SOLLUX I DON'T KNOW. YOU LIKE BEING AROUND HIM, RIGHT?
the one time i get confused as shit and you would have apparently been the only douchebag able to make sense of it youre no where to be found
and im supposed to jump at the chance to have a chit chat here
sure
why not
sup vantas
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SO WHAT MANGLED VERSION DID TEREZI TELL YOU?
I'M ASKING ABOUT TEREZI BECAUSE I CAN'T IMAGINE THAT FUCKING TOOL COULDN'T LISP ANYTHING OUT BETWEEN STICKING HIS TONGUE DOWN YOUR THROAT, BY THE WAY.
BECAUSE GAMZEE'S SURE AS SHIT WAY MORE CALM, BUT WHATEVER YOU PISSED HIM OFF WITH PROBABLY ISN'T GOING TO CHANGE.
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tz was more focused on investigating what was up with makara rather than helping me figure my shit out
and then somehow the conversation lead to her having the most bitchin treehouse on the block
so yeah
pretty shit productive wise
speaking of pissing him off
i need to get those little pig things next time they come around and see if i cant get my hands on some icp cds just for shits
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ANYWAY, WHATEVER.
THIS IS ABOUT MY FRIENDS, SO I BETTER GET YOU FUCKING EDUCATED.
WHERE DO YOU WANT ME TO START.
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i dont know
everything
just sitting in the dark over here
wondering what the fuck
and why the hell i have trolls all over my swag
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ok not really
but fuck was it tempting holy shit
yeah i follow it easily enough
just
ok so
back up a bit here
so saying a troll almost calls you pitiful then backs the fuck up and acts like they didnt say anything
and then
maybe say that you might like to fuck with someone a bit too much than can be healthy
or that you might actually kind of feel some sort of pity for someone and want to help them out
and
ok
so
yeah dont mind me here
ill just be sitting over here quietly in the corner having a coolkid swag overload
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I SAW THAT WITH SOLLUX.
AND GAMZEE WAS BLACKFLIRTING WITH YOU SO FUCKING HARD HE'D BE SET UP FOR A JOKE SCENE IN ANY GOOD MOVIE.
SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST SAY IT PLAIN, YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER.
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GAMZEE IS CRUSHING BLACK ON YOU.
WHAT IS SO FUCKING HARD TO UNDERSTAND, YOU GINORMOUS IGNORAMUS?
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WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?
DO YOU HATE GAMZEE?
DO YOU PITY SOLLUX?
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are you like seriously the only douchebag who knows anything about this trollmance bs
dont i have any other options here
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HAVE FUN GETTING FUCKED OVER BY NOT UNDERSTANDING HOW WE WORK, FUCKNUGGET.
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welp
ok so
i did talk to sollux a bit about this one
the gamzee shit i mean
i have no idea if its hate or what but i love pissing him off
mainly because its dangerous as shit
and because of that realized i think i like that kind of danger too much
like sollux told me i was raised more like a troll than a human so that might have something to do with it
and as for him i really dont know
we normally just hang out and talk about random stupid shit
i mean that game of whatever it was we were trying to prove
it was kinda just that
neither of us planned what the fuck we were doing
it was about pride and who would back down first
idefk
i wasnt thinking
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YOU ARE A HOT FUCKING MESS.
YOUR LIKING TO ANTAGONIZE GAMZEE SMACKS A LITTLE BIT OF KISMESISITUDE I GUESS.
I MEAN, YOU ARE PISSING HIM OFF FOR YOUR OWN GAIN.
MAYBE IT'S NOT OUT OF HATE BUT IT'S SORT OF LIKE
PUPPY HATE?
PSEUDO HATE.
I DON'T EVEN FUCKING KNOW.
IT'S LIKE YOU'VE GOT THE RIVALRY PART DOWN BUT ARE TOO EMOTIONALLY STUNTED TO GET THE HATE PART.
ACTUALLY THAT SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT FOR YOU, CAT-ARSE LIPS.
AND WITH SOLLUX I DON'T KNOW.
YOU LIKE BEING AROUND HIM, RIGHT?
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