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[sdrawkcabsllort]

[The feed comes on, seemingly by accident.]

Okay, fuckass, let's do this thing.

[Karkat's voice has that outdoor quality. It's also clearly not directed at the feed, but definitely audible. His general tone is just shy of shouting, after all.You know where the pressure points for this fucking roof is, right? Do I need to show you again? No? Okay

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[trashheap_angel]

....Fuckslap?

[sdrawkcabsllort]

[His teeth are grinding together, and when he speaks, it sounds like he's doing is damndest not to fly off the handle.]

I take it back he's not a fuckslap. He's a motherfucking moron.

[trashheap_angel]

Why are you spending time with him, if you hate him? Are you fighting?

[sdrawkcabsllort]

Hey. I don't hate him. Don't insinuate that shit!

[Blushing? Slightly. He's ashamed when anyone brings THAT up. Not that there's any chance, really, of Rubi knowing about kismesistude.]

[trashheap_angel]

[Rubi is clueless even about simple human love (so far anyway,) let alone anything with quadrants.]

Really? [...] Are you rivals?

[sdrawkcabsllort]

Why the fuck would I rival myself with this useless sack of shit?

[trashheap_angel]

[...]

[Just going to stare for a minute.]

Is he your friend then?

[sdrawkcabsllort]

It's kind of amazing all the dislike and annoyance just... fucks off with this shitsack around. He is the carrier of the disease known as friendship. It's him.

[trashheap_angel]

[There's an even longer pause this time. What. Finally he says in a tentative way.]

You're his friend, but you don't like it.

[sdrawkcabsllort]

Why are you so fucking invested in our relationship?

[trashheap_angel]

...I'm curious. I don't even know the other person.

[sdrawkcabsllort]

I'm surprised. He's a fucking virus for getting to know people.

[trashheap_angel]

Oh. Maybe I'll talk to him...

...His name isn't 'Fuckslap,' is it?

[sdrawkcabsllort]

[He rolls his eyes hard.]

No. It's John fucking Egbert.