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[sdrawkcabsllort]

[The feed comes on, seemingly by accident.]

Okay, fuckass, let's do this thing.

[Karkat's voice has that outdoor quality. It's also clearly not directed at the feed, but definitely audible. His general tone is just shy of shouting, after all.You know where the pressure points for this fucking roof is, right? Do I need to show you again? No? Okay

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[chauvinisms]

My, my! What a foul mouth you have! No, this certainly isn't Hyrule...

[Inwardly, she wonders what the hell a fuckslap is supposed to be.]

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[Sometime after the roof has settled, he notices that the feed had been on. Rolling his eyes, he begins to respond to the comments. One is a voice he hasn't heard before. Well, that's got to mean --]

So you're pretty obviously the newest butt of the fucking joke.

Welcome to the land of faeries and douchebags, where you're basically worth as much as a shitstain on god's underwear.

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[chauvinisms]

[Unseen, she waves this off dismissively.]

I've already been briefed on the situation. I don't require a second welcoming committee. ...unless, that is, you have more specific information you can offer?

Or perhaps your companion would be willing to demonstrate that strange power once more, wahaha!

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[Karkat's voice raises as he shouts over at John.]

HEY, FUCKASS! Some jewel-encrusted nose-crone wants to see you fuck some more shit up! Give her the fucking courteousy while I fix this bullshit you've landed us in!

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[chauvinisms]

Oi! Who're you calling a nose-crone, you rotten brat!!

[Aw, she's self-consciously patting her nose now...]

Che, this is nothing compared to the old hags...

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[chauvinisms]

[There is a quiet noise of appreciation.]

That's quite a talent you have! The wind is a source of constant worry for my people, what with the sandstorms. What kind of magic is this?