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[voice] linefacer October 25 2011, 21:08:51 UTC
... Oh god.

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[text] sdrawkcabsllort October 25 2011, 21:20:39 UTC
YES, HELLO.
THAT'S ME.
GOD OF YOU WORTHLESS FUCKING HUMANS.
NOW ANSWER MY QUESTION OR FEEL THE WRATH OF MY TROLLING.

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[voice] linefacer October 25 2011, 21:22:39 UTC
I honestly don't know what more horrifying - the fact that you're asking, which obviously means you don't know, or the fact that you're asking publicly like this.

I don't think I even want to know why you're asking.

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[text] sdrawkcabsllort October 25 2011, 21:30:55 UTC
BECAUSE IT'S BEEN PISSING ME OFF EVER SINCE THAT SMIRKING BITCH TOLD ME WAY BACK WHEN.
OBVIOUSLY.
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD I ASK?

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[voice] linefacer October 25 2011, 22:56:50 UTC
Um ... what "smirking bitch" and what did she tell you?

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[text] sdrawkcabsllort October 26 2011, 14:27:15 UTC
THAT BITCH WITH THE STRING.
SHE TOLD ME IT WAS A DISEASE.
OR RATHER, SHE IMPLIED I WAS TALKING ABOUT SYPHILIS WHEN I MENTIONED DISEASE.

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[voice] linefacer October 26 2011, 16:27:06 UTC
Well ... it is a disease.

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[voice] sdrawkcabsllort October 26 2011, 17:00:08 UTC
IT SOUNDS QUITE SILKY AND SLITHERY.

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[voice] linefacer October 26 2011, 19:30:12 UTC
I'm sure it's horrifying, but I wouldn't know from personal experience.

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[TEXT] sdrawkcabsllort October 28 2011, 15:22:26 UTC
DOES IT HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH RED DOORS.

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[voice forever idk] linefacer October 29 2011, 04:21:25 UTC
Um ... I guess it could. Probably.

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sdrawkcabsllort November 11 2011, 17:39:25 UTC
IN WHAT WAY?

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linefacer November 12 2011, 02:21:29 UTC
In ways that I'd really rather not think about. This whole conversation is already a little more disturbing than I like.

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sdrawkcabsllort November 12 2011, 17:32:01 UTC
YOU ALL KEEP TELLING ME IT'S DISTURBING BUT YOU NEVER QUITE GET AROUND TO WHAT IT IS.
IS IT THAT HORRIFYING.
WILL I SCREAM AND TOSS MY COOKIES LIKE A LOWBLOOD VENTURING OUT ON A RAFT OVER THE STORMY WATERS FOR THE FIRST TIME?
IS THIS WHAT THIS IS ABOUT?

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linefacer November 13 2011, 05:49:15 UTC
[... why. why is this happening.]

It's a sexually transmitted disease.

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sdrawkcabsllort November 16 2011, 16:33:01 UTC
YOU HUMANS ARE POSSIBLY THE MOST INCOMPETANT RACE IN THE MULTIVERSE.
YOUR BULLSHIT LEVEL GOES UP TO MY EYES AND I CANNOT SEE ANYTHING ELSE WHEN I DECIDE TO WADE AROUND IN IT.
I DON'T KNOW WHY I CONTINUE TORMENTING MYSELF BY TRYING TO ENGAGE WITH YOU LIKE WE'RE EQUALS.

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