Oh 6A, You're so Lame!

[sdragon]

"Oh 6A, You're So Lame"
(Songspoof of "Hey Mickey" by B-Witched)

Oh 6A, you're so lame you're so lame you're such a pain,
Hey 6A! Hey 6A!
Oh 6A, you're so lame you're so lame you're such a pain,
Hey 6A! Hey 6A!
Oh 6A, you're so lame you're so lame you're such a pain,
Hey 6A! Hey 6A!
Oh 6A, you're so lame you're so lame you're such a pain,
Hey 6A! Hey 6A!

Hey 6A!
You've been online all week and that's a little long
You think you're in the right but we know you've got it wrong
Why can't you say, "Sorry" so you can go to sleep, 6A?

'Cause when you say you won't, it always means you will
You're pissin on my art, Frankie, please Frankie don't
Each Friday you stab a fan in the night, 6A

Oh 6A, art and lit are just so hard to grasp
You suck our wallets* dry while you fuck us in the ass**
Oh 6A, you're so fickle, can't you understand
It's goats like you 6A
Oh, how you wank 6A, whine 6A
Don't bold my name, 6A!

Hey 6A!
Now when you stomp your pretty hooves, everyone's gonna know
Each blog you bahleet, we will crosspost even more
There's plenty we can do, so don't you shrug, 6A

So come on and bring it using logic so remote
Any way you squirm, we will always get your goat
Oh please, Frankie, please, don't weasel out on us, 6A

Oh 6A, art and lit are just so hard to grasp
You suck our wallets* dry while you fuck us in the ass**
Oh 6A, you're so fickle, can't you understand
It's goats like you 6A
Oh, how you wank 6A, whine 6A
Don't bold my name, 6A!

* wallets not of animal origin to avoid beastiality
** all asses are over-18, because you wouldn't screw kiddies, would you, 6A?