MY friday night
Last night was my date with Chelsey. It was amazing. We got off to a great start by taking 'artistic' pictures in the ghetto. So romantic. Then, I found a puppy and brought it to her. But once she realized I had stole it from the people's yard, she made me put it back....but we took pictures of it. Its name was Pubes. I'm gonna miss him. Then we went into Joe's Barbeque and I treated her to soda for a nickel. Well, actually for $1.73....but it was all the same. I was definitely scoring points. So on the way home, her shoes were hurting her feet, so being the gentleman I am, I offered her my shoes, and I carried hers for her. Anything for Chelsey. I now have 2nd degree burns on my feet. I love her.
Then we got home and had a gravy-drinking party. And she was rubbing herself with butter flavored biscuits. Well, then she colored my hair. Its a lovely shade of brown? now. You can just see the love radiating off of my shiny hair. She did an awesome job. Well then it was my turn to play Cosmetician. I painted her nails pretty pink-while we listened to a Dave Chappelle comedy tape. Oh God it was romantic.
By now it was about time to hit the hay, so we put on our pajamas and slept in my brothers room because he has glow in the dark pictures on his wall. He also has air conditioning. Neither of us slept very well because the smoke detector was running out of batteries and it would scream shrilly twice a minute. It couldn't have been more perfect. Then we woke up this morning and had tuna sandwiches.
I'll never forget this date.
Then we got home and had a gravy-drinking party. And she was rubbing herself with butter flavored biscuits. Well, then she colored my hair. Its a lovely shade of brown? now. You can just see the love radiating off of my shiny hair. She did an awesome job. Well then it was my turn to play Cosmetician. I painted her nails pretty pink-while we listened to a Dave Chappelle comedy tape. Oh God it was romantic.
By now it was about time to hit the hay, so we put on our pajamas and slept in my brothers room because he has glow in the dark pictures on his wall. He also has air conditioning. Neither of us slept very well because the smoke detector was running out of batteries and it would scream shrilly twice a minute. It couldn't have been more perfect. Then we woke up this morning and had tuna sandwiches.
I'll never forget this date.