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Jan 05, 2008 19:35

Hey host. I figured you're going to need this when you finally get your ass out of la la land.

THINGS YOU NEED TO DO:
1. Get laid
2. Become stronger

...Wait. That's not a good list.

THINGS YOU NEED TO DO: -REVISED-
1. Go see the witch about that wish of yours. You know the one.
2. Fix whatever issue you have about Atoli. DON'T LIE TO ME. I KNOW YOU DO.
3. Become stronger
4. Get laid. You don't need to be a virgin to use my powers, y'know.
5. LET GO OF THE FRIGGEN PAST DAMMIT
6. GTFO this island and find ShinoBecome stronger
7. Go find Shino
8. Return home with your girlfriend~Shino
9. Get laid againLet me have some fun :D
10. Become stronger

Yes, there is a pattern.

NOW GET TO WORK, HOST.

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