...I don't know why I'm doing this
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last week thehellflowers and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last month I gave dancing_peace a kidney (1000 points). In August I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In September I pushed duelacademynpcs in the mud (-17 points). In July I bought porn for dark_worldian (-10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (978 points). For Christmas I deserve a Nintendo Wii!
Sincerely,
scytheyou
...It was sort of like donating a kidney...
Huh. So you guys have an equivalent to the Monsieur and Grandpa spirits?
What the hell is a 'Nintendo Wii'?