"You are a smelly pirate hooker."
As everyone who doesn't live under a rock knows, yesterday was Talk Like a Pirate Day. Today, however, is the lesser known Talk Like a Pirate Hooker Day, popularized by Ron Burgundy, who is kind of a big deal.
Talking like a pirate hooker is pretty straight-forward. You just take everything you said yesterday and make it dirty:
"Yaar, me matey, how about a booty call?"
"She's a mighty fine vessel, make no mistake."
"Ooh, I just love your mast."
"Want to head to Tortuga for a flagon of gord?"
"Damn, just look at those cannonballs."
"Ye like playing with rigging? Me too!"
"My ship is loaded to th' gunwhales."
"Point your rudder towards me starboard."
"You can plunder me all night long."
"I promise I don't have scurvy."
"Something something something poop deck."
Talking like a pirate hooker is pretty straight-forward. You just take everything you said yesterday and make it dirty:
"Yaar, me matey, how about a booty call?"
"She's a mighty fine vessel, make no mistake."
"Ooh, I just love your mast."
"Want to head to Tortuga for a flagon of gord?"
"Damn, just look at those cannonballs."
"Ye like playing with rigging? Me too!"
"My ship is loaded to th' gunwhales."
"Point your rudder towards me starboard."
"You can plunder me all night long."
"I promise I don't have scurvy."
"Something something something poop deck."