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Apparently I got recruited, into doing paintball. I already had an initiation of eating a paintball. (It was a two year old paintball if that makes a difference in how it should taste.) I got sickened by the nasty taste of horrible, semi-burnt plastic for ten seconds. Then I hungered for the blood of my enemies. I also had people shooting at just my crotch from four feet away. Fun times, fun times.