Exactly a month today I was released from the hospital
My uncle once: Never existed?
Never in my life: will I intentionally hurt those I love.
When I was five: I was horse CRAZY.
High School is: a learning experience that everyone has to go through just to say that they survived it.
I once met: someone who gave me a heart and then broke it.
There's this girl I know: who is the biggest whore ever, but means the world to me.
Last night: I woke up every three hours on the dot. Dunno why.
Next time I go to church: will be for a wedding of some sort.
When I turn my head left, I see: My roommate watching a shitty movie.
When I turn my head right, I see: the sliding glass door with my reflection in it. I seriously need to shower, I can SEE the dirt on myself. nasty.
If I were a character written by Shakespeare I'd be: Puck? haha
By this time next year: I will be HEALTHY and *hopefully* getting ready to go up north with my horses.
A better name for me would be: uhm. People say I look like a "Rachel".
I have a hard time understanding: why people abuse horses. Why people don't educate themselves about proper riding and handling of horses and thus abuse them without knowing.
If I ever go back to school I'll: be shocked. I keep saying that I want to, but I have no time or true desire.....
You know I like you if: I am terribly mean to you on a regular basis.
If I won an award, the first person I'd thank is: oh wow. My mom? My sponsors?
Take my advice: Believe in fate, karma, and hope. They are the only true things in life.
My ideal breakfast is: I HATE eating breakfast but I have to because of the medications I am on....so nothing, really.
If you visit my hometown: you'll be run over by a crazy soccer mom in a Hummer. I love Damnedville.
Why won't anyone: buy me a GP horse that is made and going? I mean uhm....
If you spend the night at my house: we will fuss with the horses for hours, gossip about stupid people that we know, and watch a ridiculous movie that we will most likely end up mocking halfway through.
I'd stop my wedding if: there would ever be one. I don't plan on getting married
I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: eat a gecko
My favorite blonde is: hers knows who she is
Paper clips are more useful than: staples. Less chance of open wounds.
If I do anything well, it is: sarcasm
And by the way: weather.com is ALWAYS WRONG
The last time I was high: illegally, neva. Natural high? Horse show.
The animal I would like to see flying besides birds are: humans. [eye lava ewe]
I tag: Anyone and everyone who bothered to read my none update.