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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Scurvymuffin!

1. All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to scurvymuffin.
2. Scurvymuffinolatry is the mindless worship of scurvymuffin.
3. The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than scurvymuffin!
4. Never store scurvymuffin at room temperature!
5. Scurvymuffin is born white; her pink feathers are caused by pigments in her typical diet of shrimp.
6. Scurvymuffinology is the study of scurvymuffin.
7. The opposite sides of scurvymuffin always add up to seven.
8. Scurvymuffin was the first Tsar of Russia!
9. The eye of an ostrich is bigger than scurvymuffin.
10. In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and scurvymuffin.