Episode 6: FIRE BAD, WATER ALSO BAD!
ScurvyIsland... we've missed you so!
Apparently, since the last time we visited the house, BlackWidow became a concert pianist. And I mean you should hear her... she's really good!
Fax and LADecker continue to pummel the hell out of each other. Nothing new there. And when LADecker turns to appreciate the concerto, we remember we all forgot how to bathe.
I called the neighbors over just in time for Fax to try to burn the house down.
The Fire Dept came.... again. And several more housemates went insane. The Doctor arrived again.... and Molrak decided he was a Wolfman when he started howling at the moon.
Next house, no stoves. Seriously.
How did the rest of us deal with the stress? Well, LADecker started conversing with Professor von Volleyball. Goji decided he should learn how to cook for himself. And others started to pig out... and remark about how much they smell.
I had to make people shower. They were screwing up the furniture.
Eventually we all calmed down and began discussing our various interests. Historychica is apparently fond of peace, while Pontifax enjoys the arts. Both of these I vehemently oppose.
It was while capturing this conversation that I noticed something strange.... can you spot it?
How about now?
Anyone?
Notice Franklin, again, not noticing nude hot tub time. He’s discussing a briefcase!
This is what kids look like when they walk into a candy shop filled with pornography.
I must wear those trunks under my pants. Sim me kept it pretty laid back in the hot tub. There was a splash fight, and I started to wonder if we were going to see a repeat of this infamous Gun/Franklin/Widow/Tara showdown from earlier an earlier Episode. I went to see where BlackWidow was, and surprise surprise! So much for the big fight showdown... or so I thought!
Sim me, surprisingly bored with my candy store so soon, decides it’s about time for bed. And my sim was going straight to his customary bed! Molrak apparently caught wind of this coming doom, as by the time my sim hit the second staircase, he was off leisurely job searching. There's so much deceit here... and apparently I hate the piano.
Molrak found the job opening of his dreams, and hurried to change for his coming work day. Doesn’t he look dapper?
ScurvyIsland’s newest security guard hustled off to work, and relatively little happened until he returned. I sent him to the phone with fingers crossed, and sure enough he had made some new friends at work. He invited a new acquaintance over.
That’s right. Officer Kauker. The jerk who broke up our party and told us we smelled bad. And as soon as he arrived, Shadow set the oven on fire. Fuck people, with the ovens! Ofc. Kauker proved to be a truly brave man.
The fire sent Molrak over the edge... again. But he had served his purpose. He had lured our enemy to our lair. Here’s the dialogue that followed.
"Boy this pool sure is wonderful. It’s like God’s pool!"
Wow, really? I’d better check it out!"
"Oh, look at the time. Gotta go!"
*runs away*
He should have been suspicious right there. See if you can notice the difference in these two pictures.
Picture 1
Picture 2
Ofc. Kauker didn’t notice... at first.
And that’s where we leave him for today. Our housemates callously live on their lives oblivious to Ofc. Kauker’s increasingly panicked pleas for help.
TO BE CONTINUED...
Apparently, since the last time we visited the house, BlackWidow became a concert pianist. And I mean you should hear her... she's really good!
Fax and LADecker continue to pummel the hell out of each other. Nothing new there. And when LADecker turns to appreciate the concerto, we remember we all forgot how to bathe.
I called the neighbors over just in time for Fax to try to burn the house down.
The Fire Dept came.... again. And several more housemates went insane. The Doctor arrived again.... and Molrak decided he was a Wolfman when he started howling at the moon.
Next house, no stoves. Seriously.
How did the rest of us deal with the stress? Well, LADecker started conversing with Professor von Volleyball. Goji decided he should learn how to cook for himself. And others started to pig out... and remark about how much they smell.
I had to make people shower. They were screwing up the furniture.
Eventually we all calmed down and began discussing our various interests. Historychica is apparently fond of peace, while Pontifax enjoys the arts. Both of these I vehemently oppose.
It was while capturing this conversation that I noticed something strange.... can you spot it?
How about now?
Anyone?
Notice Franklin, again, not noticing nude hot tub time. He’s discussing a briefcase!
This is what kids look like when they walk into a candy shop filled with pornography.
I must wear those trunks under my pants. Sim me kept it pretty laid back in the hot tub. There was a splash fight, and I started to wonder if we were going to see a repeat of this infamous Gun/Franklin/Widow/Tara showdown from earlier an earlier Episode. I went to see where BlackWidow was, and surprise surprise! So much for the big fight showdown... or so I thought!
Sim me, surprisingly bored with my candy store so soon, decides it’s about time for bed. And my sim was going straight to his customary bed! Molrak apparently caught wind of this coming doom, as by the time my sim hit the second staircase, he was off leisurely job searching. There's so much deceit here... and apparently I hate the piano.
Molrak found the job opening of his dreams, and hurried to change for his coming work day. Doesn’t he look dapper?
ScurvyIsland’s newest security guard hustled off to work, and relatively little happened until he returned. I sent him to the phone with fingers crossed, and sure enough he had made some new friends at work. He invited a new acquaintance over.
That’s right. Officer Kauker. The jerk who broke up our party and told us we smelled bad. And as soon as he arrived, Shadow set the oven on fire. Fuck people, with the ovens! Ofc. Kauker proved to be a truly brave man.
The fire sent Molrak over the edge... again. But he had served his purpose. He had lured our enemy to our lair. Here’s the dialogue that followed.
"Boy this pool sure is wonderful. It’s like God’s pool!"
Wow, really? I’d better check it out!"
"Oh, look at the time. Gotta go!"
*runs away*
He should have been suspicious right there. See if you can notice the difference in these two pictures.
Picture 1
Picture 2
Ofc. Kauker didn’t notice... at first.
And that’s where we leave him for today. Our housemates callously live on their lives oblivious to Ofc. Kauker’s increasingly panicked pleas for help.
TO BE CONTINUED...