Ugh.
Ughhhhh. After this I probably won't be updating for a while. My Satan-rabbit decided it would be fun to chew through my mouse cord today, so I'm having to learn about how to use a keyboard to do everything.
Ughhhh.
Title - Listening In.
Author - scuroangelo
Pairing - 1+2+1. Hints of 5+S & 3+4+3.
Rating - PG-13. Bad language.
Warnings - Dialogue fic. Language. Cats.
Disclaimer - I do not own Gundam Wing.
Summary - Duo and Heero are going on vacation.
Constructive criticism is greatly appreciated! ^^
Ring.
"Fuck you, Yuy."
"... What?"
"I am going to kick your pretty ass into next week."
"Duo, I haven't talked to you all week."
"Damn straight you haven't."
"... Then what did I do?"
"You haven't called me all week."
"Yes, I have! I called yesterday. You just didn't pick up."
"Probably because I was at the hospital!"
"The hospital?!"
"Yeah, when you called I was cleaning out the damn rabbit's cage. And when he heard the phone start ringing he went completely insane on me."
"Insane?"
"Shit, yeah. I had to get five stitches in one arm. And everyone at work thinks I've been cutting myself 'cause you're gone."
"Cutting yourself?!"
"No way, babe, you're the destructive one. Don't sound so worried."
"Duo."
"Yeah, yeah. I know. You stopped all that suicide shit after the war. You're okay, right?"
"It's not like this is a big mission, Duo, you don't have to worry. I'm fine."
"Heero, you got worried because I got scratched by Flopsy. And you're telling me not to worry when there are bad guys who would love to put an extra hole in you?"
"You could get a disease from those claws."
"You could get shot."
"... You win."
"Don't I always?"
"Shut it, Maxwell. How are things at home?"
"Awful! You need to get your ass home, Yuy. Guess who got out of the hospital on Wednesday. Uh huh. Lucas."
"Already?"
"Jesus, I was surprised too! But he's lookin' all healed and shit. Which means he's all up for seducing Duo Maxwell, once again. 'Specially 'cause you aren't here!"
"He's been keeping his hands to himself?"
"Ha! He's not that stupid. At least, not yet. Mostly it's the screaming bit."
"I'm going-"
"You're going to do nothing. Remember? You will get a fine if you pull that shit again. And I'm not bailing you!"
"Duo..."
"Trowa and Quatre have decided they wanna adopt some kid from Ethiopia or something, which is cool and all, but it's all I've heard about all week! And they have to get rid of their cat cause the kid they're adopting is allergic, so guess who they're gonna hoist it off on."
"No way, Duo. Three cats is enough."
"And that's not even the worst part! Scythe has gone missing! And she's the only one who can keep Kibbles in check, so Kibbles has been driving Shira and Rover completely insane. Yesterday I caught Shira trying to get in Flopsy and Peter's cage to get away from him!"
"D-"
"And Peter has gotten so nervous cause all of the cats are freaking out that he's started eating the furniture! There's a huge hole in the legs of the dining room table, and I don't know if our bedside table is going to make it."
"Du-"
"And I swear, Rover has got a completely homicidal gleam in his puppy eyes. He's going to kill Kibbles! I told you we needed to get that damn cat neutered!"
"Duo-"
"And I can't sleep! They all keep crawling in bed with me now. Last night I had two cats, a dog, and a rabbit in my bed! Don't even ask where Peter was, cause I don't know. And the cats just didn't eat Flopsy cause they're scared of-"
"Duo!"
"What?"
"I know where Scythe is."
"YOU DO? Did she get hit by a car? Stuck in a tree?"
"No, Duo. She snuck under the seat in the back of the car. She's with me."
"... Seriously?"
"Yes. Seriously."
"Argh! I am going to kill that cat for leaving me alone in this madhouse for a damn roadtrip! And now I have to go take down all the posters!"
"The... posters?"
"Yeah! I had missing cat posters up all over the city."
"Where did you get a picture of Scythe?"
"Uhh..."
"Duo."
"...I had Sally and Fei's kid draw me a picture of her."
"Meiran is five."
"Well, she's the best artist in her kindergarten class."
"She's never seen Scythe."
"I described the cat really damn well, okay?"
"Just go take the damn posters down."
"Not until you tell me how the mission's going. You got to hear about my awful week."
"Mission's mostly okay. And we foiled the assassination attempt. 'Lena's doing just fine."
"I'm sure her boy back here will be glad to here that! How about you, 'Ro, you alright?"
"I told you, Duo, I'm fine."
"Hell if I believe you."
"I've only been shot at twice."
"Did you just say only twice? Did you get hit?"
"Only a graze..."
"Yuy! This is why I don't believe you when you say you're fine!"
"But I am fine. Doctor said so."
"Yeah, whatever. You're seeing Sally when you get home."
"Whatever you say, Duo."
"When are you getting home?"
"Soon, I think."
"Better be damn soon, or I'm coming to get you. I miss you, damnit."
"Aa. Miss you too."
"You better call me soon, Yuy."
"When you're not cleaning out the cage?"
"Damn straight. Anytime before five tomorrow."
"Love you."
"I love you, too."
Click.
Ughhhh.
Title - Listening In.
Author - scuroangelo
Pairing - 1+2+1. Hints of 5+S & 3+4+3.
Rating - PG-13. Bad language.
Warnings - Dialogue fic. Language. Cats.
Disclaimer - I do not own Gundam Wing.
Summary - Duo and Heero are going on vacation.
Constructive criticism is greatly appreciated! ^^
Ring.
"Fuck you, Yuy."
"... What?"
"I am going to kick your pretty ass into next week."
"Duo, I haven't talked to you all week."
"Damn straight you haven't."
"... Then what did I do?"
"You haven't called me all week."
"Yes, I have! I called yesterday. You just didn't pick up."
"Probably because I was at the hospital!"
"The hospital?!"
"Yeah, when you called I was cleaning out the damn rabbit's cage. And when he heard the phone start ringing he went completely insane on me."
"Insane?"
"Shit, yeah. I had to get five stitches in one arm. And everyone at work thinks I've been cutting myself 'cause you're gone."
"Cutting yourself?!"
"No way, babe, you're the destructive one. Don't sound so worried."
"Duo."
"Yeah, yeah. I know. You stopped all that suicide shit after the war. You're okay, right?"
"It's not like this is a big mission, Duo, you don't have to worry. I'm fine."
"Heero, you got worried because I got scratched by Flopsy. And you're telling me not to worry when there are bad guys who would love to put an extra hole in you?"
"You could get a disease from those claws."
"You could get shot."
"... You win."
"Don't I always?"
"Shut it, Maxwell. How are things at home?"
"Awful! You need to get your ass home, Yuy. Guess who got out of the hospital on Wednesday. Uh huh. Lucas."
"Already?"
"Jesus, I was surprised too! But he's lookin' all healed and shit. Which means he's all up for seducing Duo Maxwell, once again. 'Specially 'cause you aren't here!"
"He's been keeping his hands to himself?"
"Ha! He's not that stupid. At least, not yet. Mostly it's the screaming bit."
"I'm going-"
"You're going to do nothing. Remember? You will get a fine if you pull that shit again. And I'm not bailing you!"
"Duo..."
"Trowa and Quatre have decided they wanna adopt some kid from Ethiopia or something, which is cool and all, but it's all I've heard about all week! And they have to get rid of their cat cause the kid they're adopting is allergic, so guess who they're gonna hoist it off on."
"No way, Duo. Three cats is enough."
"And that's not even the worst part! Scythe has gone missing! And she's the only one who can keep Kibbles in check, so Kibbles has been driving Shira and Rover completely insane. Yesterday I caught Shira trying to get in Flopsy and Peter's cage to get away from him!"
"D-"
"And Peter has gotten so nervous cause all of the cats are freaking out that he's started eating the furniture! There's a huge hole in the legs of the dining room table, and I don't know if our bedside table is going to make it."
"Du-"
"And I swear, Rover has got a completely homicidal gleam in his puppy eyes. He's going to kill Kibbles! I told you we needed to get that damn cat neutered!"
"Duo-"
"And I can't sleep! They all keep crawling in bed with me now. Last night I had two cats, a dog, and a rabbit in my bed! Don't even ask where Peter was, cause I don't know. And the cats just didn't eat Flopsy cause they're scared of-"
"Duo!"
"What?"
"I know where Scythe is."
"YOU DO? Did she get hit by a car? Stuck in a tree?"
"No, Duo. She snuck under the seat in the back of the car. She's with me."
"... Seriously?"
"Yes. Seriously."
"Argh! I am going to kill that cat for leaving me alone in this madhouse for a damn roadtrip! And now I have to go take down all the posters!"
"The... posters?"
"Yeah! I had missing cat posters up all over the city."
"Where did you get a picture of Scythe?"
"Uhh..."
"Duo."
"...I had Sally and Fei's kid draw me a picture of her."
"Meiran is five."
"Well, she's the best artist in her kindergarten class."
"She's never seen Scythe."
"I described the cat really damn well, okay?"
"Just go take the damn posters down."
"Not until you tell me how the mission's going. You got to hear about my awful week."
"Mission's mostly okay. And we foiled the assassination attempt. 'Lena's doing just fine."
"I'm sure her boy back here will be glad to here that! How about you, 'Ro, you alright?"
"I told you, Duo, I'm fine."
"Hell if I believe you."
"I've only been shot at twice."
"Did you just say only twice? Did you get hit?"
"Only a graze..."
"Yuy! This is why I don't believe you when you say you're fine!"
"But I am fine. Doctor said so."
"Yeah, whatever. You're seeing Sally when you get home."
"Whatever you say, Duo."
"When are you getting home?"
"Soon, I think."
"Better be damn soon, or I'm coming to get you. I miss you, damnit."
"Aa. Miss you too."
"You better call me soon, Yuy."
"When you're not cleaning out the cage?"
"Damn straight. Anytime before five tomorrow."
"Love you."
"I love you, too."
Click.