International BITCHES LEAVE week...
As I'm sure you all know, I've suddenly decided five minutes ago that May 7th to 14 is International BITCHES LEAVE week. This important holiday has a long and rich tradition spanning back thousands of years, all the way to the dawn of Misogyny. Unfortunately, recent humans have been deluded by the feminist liberal lesbian jew alien masonic agenda into overlooking the wonders of Misogyny in recent decades, but thanks to bold crusaders such as our patron saint Clarence Boddicker, and others such as the president, Nickelback, and the producers of "Secret Window", Misogyny is making a strong comeback!
Join men everywhere on this week as we reassure ourselves in Men's ancient position as the stronger and more rational sex, by engaging in such fun activities as the following..
-Driving by the battered women's shelter and hurling whiskey bottles!
-Stadium fartlighting, with prizes for flame size and color!
-Burning down art museums,replacing with combination Hooters/Home Depot!
-Mauling and consuming our wive's children from her previous marriage!
-Marathon 168-hour televised sports/domestic beer drinking/apelike hooting-a-thon, with vibrating barcoloungers,unlimited hot wings and external catheters for all contestants!
-Living ignorantly in our own collective filth!
Personally, I plan on celebrating by denying entry to all women next weekend, unless they willingly submit to being used unquestioningly by all interested men present. No, you don't get to pick and choose. You take all comers, whether or not they're attractive, hygenic or even sentient. Consent is legally assumed by all women who approach within visual range. This week, it's not rape, it's just surprise sex!
Join men everywhere on this week as we reassure ourselves in Men's ancient position as the stronger and more rational sex, by engaging in such fun activities as the following..
-Driving by the battered women's shelter and hurling whiskey bottles!
-Stadium fartlighting, with prizes for flame size and color!
-Burning down art museums,replacing with combination Hooters/Home Depot!
-Mauling and consuming our wive's children from her previous marriage!
-Marathon 168-hour televised sports/domestic beer drinking/apelike hooting-a-thon, with vibrating barcoloungers,unlimited hot wings and external catheters for all contestants!
-Living ignorantly in our own collective filth!
Personally, I plan on celebrating by denying entry to all women next weekend, unless they willingly submit to being used unquestioningly by all interested men present. No, you don't get to pick and choose. You take all comers, whether or not they're attractive, hygenic or even sentient. Consent is legally assumed by all women who approach within visual range. This week, it's not rape, it's just surprise sex!