zombie dogs and glow spiders and FUN!

[scumbone]

Last weekend was an adventure in urban spelunking, and I have to thank Brian for it. Nobody seemed to know the directions, and after an hour of going in circles, I was ready to turn around and go home. But somehow he won me over, and we found the place-a huge, abandoned marine supply factory, with a cave-like basement

Comments

[majicninja]

haha you said fucktard, you're cool. I think I might add you...

if you liked "fucktard"

[scumbone]

if you liked "fucktard",you may also enjoy enjoy one of a selection of other colorful expletives which were concocted while i was drunk or overtired. such as...
-asshat
-shitfucker
-cookie puss (actually a pre-existing word that i used as an insult once,oddly effectively)
-genderless cockmagnet (for bishy men)
-motard (for idiotic drivers)
-bloated meat-pinata
-ham ogre
-butt puppet
....and many more!

Re: if you liked "fucktard"

[amaristee]

We invented a new one this weekend:

assbard

experimental expletive explosion!

[scumbone]

assbard...hmm.i'm not sure.i give it a 4 out of a possible 10.what about you,readers? weigh in and opine about our fun new words. a "10" would be a gem like 'no-talent assclown', as said in the movie Office Space.

how about "bunglubber"?

for smokers,"nicotard"?

for black vamp goths,"crackula"?

i once called a fat chick "butter barge".

and for completists...."clowntard!"

everyone get your nasty creative juices flowing, and submit your own for approval!

Re: experimental expletive explosion!

[amaristee]

hmmmm, what about calling every woman that walks by "Michelle"?