it's time.

Apr 15, 2004 18:28

This weekend, I think, would be the right time. As afraid as I may be, the benefits may outweigh the risks.
It's time to mix a batch of Risahol.
Risahol is a volatile blue fluid of my own concoction. It's design is a marvel of science and art. It's higher proof than rum, yet tastes like kool-ade. The sugar content gets it into the system very fast and prevents hangover, while certain other common kitchen ingredients annull the taste of alcohol completely, though it can still be smelled.
As any surviving minions of mine from the midwest will attest, Risahol makes things happen. Sex. Fights. Mulch fires. Parties have been ruined, and parties have been made to happen. I say, it's time to see what happens.
Please remember to enjoy Risahol irresponsibly.
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