She once made me eat an entire cheesecake at a potluck so she wouldn't look bad!

[scullyseviltwin]

fairytiger and I wrote a new Leslie/Ben piece, Things That I Absolutely Need. Go and read! Please!

Good news! They've possibly apprehended the suspect in the assaults that have been happening near my home. Except wait, there was an assault two nights ago, and the man was wearing a ski mask and dear god is there another person to watch out for?

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[doom_cherries]

EVERYTHING IS PARKS AND REC AND NOTHING HURTS.

That pretty much sums up my feelings about last night's episode. I literally squeed and did a happy dance when Ben and Leslie kissed. My mom stared at me like I was from Mars and it was awesome.

[doom_cherries]

Also, I kind of want to make out with Adam Scott.

[scullyseviltwin]

Mahahah, RIGHT!? I KNOW!

The way Adam Scott has about grabbing and kissing and being wonderful? I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW HE'S SO GOOD AT THAT!

Also, been meaning to ask your thoughts on Sveum going to the Cubs. They could be a DREAM team over the next few years (finally, little Cubbies, you will have your day!)

[doom_cherries]

Oh God, the head holding, hand grabby-ness is just delicious. His wife is a lucky, lucky woman. That bitch.

Ugh, the Cubs. If they want to think having Sveum will make them great, then I'll let them sit with their delusions.

[scullyseviltwin]

Well they also have Theo Epstein in their front office and they're reevaluating salaries and probably going to be snatching up all of the cheaper, undesired players and working them to an inch of where they need them.

Not saying Epstein and Sveum are miracle workers, but five them three years and I'd put money on them making the playoffs.