Ooooh A castle!
"The Goldfish"
or
"Seven Seconds"
(Announcer stands stage left, Goldfish center stage, Woman is back stage center, Plants, and Castle made with two cast members connecting their arms are back stage right.)
Goldfish: I’m hungry.
Goldfish: Ooh a castle! I can swim right through that...
(Goldfish swims through Castle)
(Woman gets on chair, sprinkles food, then gets off chair, standing to side)
Goldfish: AAAAH! What the hell is that?! A Giant Hairy thing hovering over me! Whoosh it’s going awa-
Goldfish: Ooh! Food! Wonder where that came from...
Goldfish: Hey! A castle! I can swim right through that!
(Goldfish swims through Castle)
(Woman Taps on glass)
Goldfish: AAAAH! Shockwaves through water, I see something gigantic and scar-
Goldfish: AAAAH! What is that?! There’s something staring at me!
Announcer: The next time you tap on the glass to your beloved goldfish’s tank, please remember something. Its brain is the size of a grain of rice and its memory only lasts seven seconds.
Goldfish: Ooh! A castle! I can swim right through that!
(Goldfish swims through Castle)
Announcer: A message brought to you by the Society for the Preservation of Human-Ichthian Relations.
http://www.yuccacentric.com/writings/etc/misc-goldfish.html
or
"Seven Seconds"
(Announcer stands stage left, Goldfish center stage, Woman is back stage center, Plants, and Castle made with two cast members connecting their arms are back stage right.)
Goldfish: I’m hungry.
Goldfish: Ooh a castle! I can swim right through that...
(Goldfish swims through Castle)
(Woman gets on chair, sprinkles food, then gets off chair, standing to side)
Goldfish: AAAAH! What the hell is that?! A Giant Hairy thing hovering over me! Whoosh it’s going awa-
Goldfish: Ooh! Food! Wonder where that came from...
Goldfish: Hey! A castle! I can swim right through that!
(Goldfish swims through Castle)
(Woman Taps on glass)
Goldfish: AAAAH! Shockwaves through water, I see something gigantic and scar-
Goldfish: AAAAH! What is that?! There’s something staring at me!
Announcer: The next time you tap on the glass to your beloved goldfish’s tank, please remember something. Its brain is the size of a grain of rice and its memory only lasts seven seconds.
Goldfish: Ooh! A castle! I can swim right through that!
(Goldfish swims through Castle)
Announcer: A message brought to you by the Society for the Preservation of Human-Ichthian Relations.
http://www.yuccacentric.com/writings/etc/misc-goldfish.html