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[witharubycrown]

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"Is Internet Explorer bad?"

[scud_like_stud]

[witharubycrown]

"I take that as... yes?"

[scud_like_stud]

"Is that what you're using to fucking play Farmville and shop online?"

[witharubycrown]

"That's all that's on there."

[scud_like_stud]

"I put Chrome on your fuckin' laptop for a reason. Not because it looks pretty."

[witharubycrown]

"You realise its completely pointless to put things on there and not tell me what they're for, right?"

[scud_like_stud]

"I told you. I even taught you that you could play Angry Birds with it and that it was way safer than fucking explorer."

Huffs. "I probably lost you at Angry Birds, didn't I? Fucking blondes..."

[witharubycrown]

"Oh. Was I present for that?" She's sure she would remember it. Maybe. Probably not.

[scud_like_stud]

"I'm not gonna be present the next time you need to get it fixed."

[witharubycrown]

"I don't believe that for a second." A beat. "Chrome is that little yellow, red and blue circle right?"

[scud_like_stud]

"Santa, the Easter Bunny and your clit are more likely to come." He sparks up a joint, takes a deep drag. "Yeah, the one that says Google Chrome under it."

[witharubycrown]

She rolls her eyes and pouts.

"At least I know what it is. And I've been running those scans and there's no viruses. That's a start right?"

[scud_like_stud]

"Yeah." He drops himself across D's expensive leather couch, his feet dangling out of its end. "It gives you an excuse once you completely wreck it again."

[witharubycrown]

"Hey! It's been weeks since I killed it last!"