Easter, supposed day jesus risen from the grave...
well to commemerate jesus' return me patrick zack alex and joey stayed at my house and did some illegal things... first it was me and patrick chillin and shyt then zack came and we were in the park playing beat lucas' ass(but it was playin and i didnt die so it was cool). and we went back inside and were chilin lokin at my sports illustrated swimsuit edition which remids me why do women want to look like they just survived a concentration camp? i mean of you get lucky with on of them you might brak a bone in her back or jaw...lol. but a few terri schiavo jokes later joey came and broke my dad's little guitar which i havent told him yet.so we sat around and decided to go tothe park and hit golf balls with a bat and try to find them well that wasnt fun cause we lost like 3 or 4. so we came back and calmed down untill joey told us about something with ariel and selina that i dont wanna say. so zack pat and alex call ariel and keep screaming cockblocker at her over the phone and keep making fun of scott so she gets pissed and makes threats to come over with scottt and beat us up or something so we get some eggs ready for her, and what do you know she never came. so alex joey and pat start to play xbox and zack starts to talk on the interet with his girlfriend and other people we dont know. so then they decide to go outside and throw eggs at a stop sign and alex throws his at a dog with its owner next to it so they run in and all like "they're gonna call the cops" and hiding and shutting off all teh lights and patricks dumb ass is sticking his head out my side door and the guy is looking right at him. idiot. well the cops didnt come so i went to sleep and pat and alex played basketball(xbox) till like 4 or 5 so the next day just zack is in my house and alex left his stuff and walked to brook's house and came back later so we went in the park and found some golf balls and hit them with the bat untill i went and got some golf clubs and hit them then we went back inside and told somemore terri schiavo jokes and they played ncaa basketball till zack had to walk home and so me and alex went outside and played with my car untill alex's mom drove up and that was the end of the kick ass rememberance of the return tour of senor JC!