Weekend Update
Today, I washed and waxed my car, and as I stepped back and heaved a large sigh, I realized I had a problem. My car smells like a woman. It doesn't smell like a girl owns it, it literally smells like a woman.
In the owners manual, it says not to use any harsh detergents (such as dishsoap) to wash the car, as that could damage the finish. After a bit of searching, the best we could come up with was a shampoo that my mom had gotten free somewhere. That, in of itself, isn't so bad. The problem is, the car wax smells just like vanilla scented lotion. It could double for a body shop product. So, the combination of the flowery, fruity shampoo and the vanilla wax makes my car smell just like a woman. Needless to say, this is a bit awkward.
In the owners manual, it says not to use any harsh detergents (such as dishsoap) to wash the car, as that could damage the finish. After a bit of searching, the best we could come up with was a shampoo that my mom had gotten free somewhere. That, in of itself, isn't so bad. The problem is, the car wax smells just like vanilla scented lotion. It could double for a body shop product. So, the combination of the flowery, fruity shampoo and the vanilla wax makes my car smell just like a woman. Needless to say, this is a bit awkward.