May 22, 2007 22:24
so life... how ya been? sure miss having you. Remember all the times we used to do stuff? and how we'd call each other on weekends? sometimes weekdays if we were feeling amorous.....? I do. I hope you haven't forgotten me. I will be sure to hit you up around summertime. -Sincerely, Ben
Dear Ben, as of now we are not on speaking terms. Don't talk to me as if you haven't been gallivanting with the senior project and other trifling hoes. You stay away from me, man whore.
-Rightfully yours, Life
Dear life, aww come on, don't do me like that. - Ben.