The Hamptons... aka the Beverly Hills of the Northeast
Can I just say that I am in love with a red-head and her name is Clair... I came home yesterday for a few days since I'll be up in Boston all summer long (just to make my mother happy, what a good son I am) and didn't tell Clair of my plans. When I got home I IMed her and asked her if she noticed anything different about my font. Apparently she let out the girliest scream of her life, lol. Within the next five minutes we were together in my car listening to showtunes and heading over to Starbucks... like every gay man and his hag should do.
I love how we were able to make two Robin Williams Live on Broadway references within a ten minute period, we rock like that. So we caught up on all the shit that's been going on in our lives since I haven't had a cell phone (really pissed about that btw)... then we stalked our friend Natasha outside of her home at like 11:00 at night in the rain, calling her cell phone to try and get her out. The stupid hoe wouldn't answer though so we gave up, but boy is she going to be kicking herself in the ass when she finds out I was like 20 feet away from her and she didn't see me. I can't wait, its going to be an AMIGO REUNION!!!
Oh and if I haven't already told some of you... JACK BLACK AND NICOLE KIDMAN ARE FILMING A MOVIE IN MY TOWN!!! And not only are they just in my town, but the set is on my road, IT'S A TWO MINUTE WALK FROM MY HOUSE!!! Plus, Jack Black is staying in the house across the street from me!!! I am totally going to wake up rediculously early one of these days and use bonoculars and a camera and take a picture of him in like his underwear getting his newspaper, and then sell it to People magazine for like a thousand dollars, lol. But I'm telling you now, if I get to meet Nicole Kidman I WILL DIE!!!
But for now I'm out to go get my new phone, FINALLY! I probably won't actually receive it until like Friday, but I will keep everyone posted on when I get it because I'm going to need you all to mass call me so that I can reprogram all your numbers back into my phone. ttfn
I love how we were able to make two Robin Williams Live on Broadway references within a ten minute period, we rock like that. So we caught up on all the shit that's been going on in our lives since I haven't had a cell phone (really pissed about that btw)... then we stalked our friend Natasha outside of her home at like 11:00 at night in the rain, calling her cell phone to try and get her out. The stupid hoe wouldn't answer though so we gave up, but boy is she going to be kicking herself in the ass when she finds out I was like 20 feet away from her and she didn't see me. I can't wait, its going to be an AMIGO REUNION!!!
Oh and if I haven't already told some of you... JACK BLACK AND NICOLE KIDMAN ARE FILMING A MOVIE IN MY TOWN!!! And not only are they just in my town, but the set is on my road, IT'S A TWO MINUTE WALK FROM MY HOUSE!!! Plus, Jack Black is staying in the house across the street from me!!! I am totally going to wake up rediculously early one of these days and use bonoculars and a camera and take a picture of him in like his underwear getting his newspaper, and then sell it to People magazine for like a thousand dollars, lol. But I'm telling you now, if I get to meet Nicole Kidman I WILL DIE!!!
But for now I'm out to go get my new phone, FINALLY! I probably won't actually receive it until like Friday, but I will keep everyone posted on when I get it because I'm going to need you all to mass call me so that I can reprogram all your numbers back into my phone. ttfn