[The camera comes on, revealing a nervous-looking young man in his late 20s. A Tron poster is visible behind him.]
H-hi, hello, Barge. Hi.
Name's Chuck, Chuck Bartowski, I, uh, I fix computers and things. It's my job. Also for fun.
I hope I can help an inmate, I mean, I want to help an inmate. Or many inmates. And it's good to, you know, just get away for a while. It's pretty crazy back at home and there's a whole lot of stuff going on and I'm just going to stop talking now, wow, it is really easy to just keep talking to this little journal thing.
[He claps once, then rubs his hands together.] So, uh...until I'm assigned, if anyone wants to play Call of Duty or something? Or Halo, or...whatever? I'm your man.
[Aaand cue the
nervous, derpy grin!]