59th Shave: Voice Post

[scruffy_fellow]

Well, well, well~

Hello, City. Hello, hello. It's been a while, hasn't it? Yes.

ToO fUcKiNg LoNg.

But absence makes the heart grow fonder, yes? Of course, yes.

yOu ShItHeAdS.

But come. Let's not be shy. Yes. We always have so little time you and I.

FuCkInG sHaMe, AiN't It?Let's play a game, shall we? To the sound of the snap, crackle

Comments

[suitcaseofnails]

Aren't they quaint?

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[scruffy_fellow]

Quite~ But where would we be without them, their little ideosyncracies, hypocrisies, and ideologies?

fUcKiNg BoReD

[suitcaseofnails]

Ah, but they really don't keep well as pets. Silly things must always try to prove themselves better~

voice;

[scruffy_fellow]

Sad, but so very true. They keep very well as toys, however~

pLaY. wAnT tO fUcKiNg PlAy

[suitcaseofnails]

Toys that break easily. Oh well, they breed fast enough.

Play? Oh but darling, I am~ They rather do run slow, they do~

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[scruffy_fellow]

Oh, but the fun. To chip and chisel, to watch the brittle walls crack and crumble before the break ~ we could watch again and again, for forever and a day.

sLoW aNd FuCkInG lOuD

[suitcaseofnails]

I do believe they have things to help with that.

Well then. Maybe we should get a gag~

voice;

[scruffy_fellow]

Naturally~ They make such excellent pawns.

oR a FuCkInG mAcHeTe

[suitcaseofnails]

Mm, I like them as road kill, really.

How indelicate of you~

voice;

[scruffy_fellow]

In the end, that's all they are.

i'M nOt FuCkInG 'dElIcAtE'.

[suitcaseofnails]

Oh so true~

Well, if you are looking for real sport, I think there's a man who feels he is some sort of hero around here somewhere~

voice;

[scruffy_fellow]

Indeed~

wE hAvE a ToY nOw. MaYbE lAtEr, AfTeR tHiS oNe BrEaKs

[suitcaseofnails]

A toy~? Well, well, aren't you a lucky pair. Do have fun~

voice;

[scruffy_fellow]

We will indeed, lady~ Thank you.

pLaY

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[suitcaseofnails]

[soft laughter]