someone please explain this to me
Let me tell you why I've never understood conventional pornography:
Point A: The majority of pornography is geared toward and watched by men.
Point B: The climax of any given sex scene is when the guy blows his load.
Point C: The woman rarely, if ever, orgasms herself, tho they do fake it pretty well
Now, someone help me out here. Who the fuck wants to watch a guy blow his load? Personally, I enjoy a woman getting pleasure, and find a severe lack of it in the movies and in real life. Doesn't anyone else find a slight undertone of homosexuality to the whole porno industry? Maybe it's a conspiracy :P That's why I prefer hot girl-on-girl action, and more so, a woman touching herself -- that is about the hottest thing ever. I in no way want to see some dude's scrunched up face as he grunts and gropes his weiner while his counterpart goes "ooh, ahh." Am I alone here?
So, in conclusion:
Guys; you're gay. Come to terms with it, man. You like watching dudes blow their spunk, and enjoy doing it yourself, and care not for the pleasure of a woman.
Ladies; fuck those guys, and not fuck them, I mean forget em. Come to me. I find nothing more pleasurable than a woman's moan, that slow utterance of pure ecstasy, the tightening of your thighs as you climax. I have never disappointed a woman, and don't plan on doing it anytime soon.
If your man doesn't get you off, it's because he doesn't care about getting you off. Sex to him is all about personal pleasure, and it's up to you to do the rest. I say that's bullshit. I'll show you how a real man does it. That is all.
PS. I apologize for the vulgar subject matter of this post, but somebody had to lay it all out ;P
Point A: The majority of pornography is geared toward and watched by men.
Point B: The climax of any given sex scene is when the guy blows his load.
Point C: The woman rarely, if ever, orgasms herself, tho they do fake it pretty well
Now, someone help me out here. Who the fuck wants to watch a guy blow his load? Personally, I enjoy a woman getting pleasure, and find a severe lack of it in the movies and in real life. Doesn't anyone else find a slight undertone of homosexuality to the whole porno industry? Maybe it's a conspiracy :P That's why I prefer hot girl-on-girl action, and more so, a woman touching herself -- that is about the hottest thing ever. I in no way want to see some dude's scrunched up face as he grunts and gropes his weiner while his counterpart goes "ooh, ahh." Am I alone here?
So, in conclusion:
Guys; you're gay. Come to terms with it, man. You like watching dudes blow their spunk, and enjoy doing it yourself, and care not for the pleasure of a woman.
Ladies; fuck those guys, and not fuck them, I mean forget em. Come to me. I find nothing more pleasurable than a woman's moan, that slow utterance of pure ecstasy, the tightening of your thighs as you climax. I have never disappointed a woman, and don't plan on doing it anytime soon.
If your man doesn't get you off, it's because he doesn't care about getting you off. Sex to him is all about personal pleasure, and it's up to you to do the rest. I say that's bullshit. I'll show you how a real man does it. That is all.
PS. I apologize for the vulgar subject matter of this post, but somebody had to lay it all out ;P