I wish I could Be Sober When I'm Feeling Hungover
I woke up with a splitting headache today. Thank goodness for Advil. Good thing I didn't actually post anything embarassing last night. whew. The bad thing about having a hang over today was having to deal with some idiots over at the TLW forum on mediablvd. I swear, some people should just be banned from posting on the internet just because of their complete and utter stupidity. There are just people who barge in their and don't even bother reading the rules and start slagging off on other posters for no apparent reason. I mean WTF? So aggravating and it would be just so easy to stoop down to their level and act like they do, but nooooo, I have to take the high road. *sigh*. They're lucky that this is all a virtual world because I would have probably gone postal on some of the smart mouths. Sometimes I wish i had a shotgun.
In other news, found this site that translates any webpage into Snoop Dogg's language. http://www.gizoogle.com/ It's friggin' hilarious, man. (or maybe i just think it's hilarious because of my somewhat diminished mental capacity today). Anyway, I typed in the url to this blog and found myself laughin my ass off.
Here's an example of how that Ben Affleck speech from Chasing Amy (which i posted a couple of weeks ago) would sound if they cast Snoop Dogg in that part:
I love you . Im crazy, you can't phase me. And not in a friendly wizzy although I think we bootylicious friends. And not in a misplaced affection, puppy-dog way, although I'm sure that's wizzle you'll cizzay it. And it's not coz you're unattainable. I love you. Very simple, very truly n' shit. You're tha epitome of every attribute n quality I've ever looked fo` in killa person. I kizzle you thiznink of me as just a friend, n weed-smokin' that line is tha furthest thing frizzay an option you'd ever consida, But I had ta say it. I C-to-tha-izzan't takes this anymore cuz I put gangsta rap on tha map. I cizzan't stand niznext ta you witout straight trippin' ta hold you. I can't look into yo eyes witout feel'n that long'n you only read `bout in trashy romance novels. I can't rap ta you witout want'n ta express mah love fo` everyth'n you are. I kniznow this wizzy probably quea our friendship -no pun intended- but I had ta say it, coz I've wanna be gangsta fizzy this before, n I like who I am coz of it . Yippie yo, you can't see my flow. And if bustin' it ta light means we can't hizzy out anymore, then that hurts me. But I could'nt allow pimp day ta go by witout weed-smokin' it out there, regardless of tha outcome, whizzich by tha look on yo fizzy is ta be tha inevitable shoot-down. And I'll accept that . Drop it like its hot. But I knizzow some pizzle of you is hesitat'n fo` a moment, n if there is a moment of hesitizzles tizzy means you feel sum-m sum-m too . Aint no stoppin' this shit nigga. All I ask is that you not dismiss tizzle -at least fo` ten seconds- n try ta dwizzell in it. There is'nt drug deala soul on this fuck'n planet who's ever made me hiznalf tha person I am when I'm wit you, n I would R-to-tha-izzisk this friendship fo` tha chance ta takes it ta tha next plateau , niggaz, better recognize. Coz it's there between you n me. you cizzan't deny tizzle n shit. And even if we playa speak again afta tonight, pleaze kizzy thiznat I'm foreva changed coz of who you is n wizzle you've meant ta me.
and from my post on Mar 13:
This happens ta me all too often. I envy thugz who can git buggin` n J-to-tha-izzust let it out pusha they fizzle like it. Ridin' it all in can't possibly be good fo` mah W-to-tha-izzell trippin' fo my bling bling.
Effin hilarious. hee. Try it out on your blog or your friends page! If you don't, I will!
In other news, found this site that translates any webpage into Snoop Dogg's language. http://www.gizoogle.com/ It's friggin' hilarious, man. (or maybe i just think it's hilarious because of my somewhat diminished mental capacity today). Anyway, I typed in the url to this blog and found myself laughin my ass off.
Here's an example of how that Ben Affleck speech from Chasing Amy (which i posted a couple of weeks ago) would sound if they cast Snoop Dogg in that part:
I love you . Im crazy, you can't phase me. And not in a friendly wizzy although I think we bootylicious friends. And not in a misplaced affection, puppy-dog way, although I'm sure that's wizzle you'll cizzay it. And it's not coz you're unattainable. I love you. Very simple, very truly n' shit. You're tha epitome of every attribute n quality I've ever looked fo` in killa person. I kizzle you thiznink of me as just a friend, n weed-smokin' that line is tha furthest thing frizzay an option you'd ever consida, But I had ta say it. I C-to-tha-izzan't takes this anymore cuz I put gangsta rap on tha map. I cizzan't stand niznext ta you witout straight trippin' ta hold you. I can't look into yo eyes witout feel'n that long'n you only read `bout in trashy romance novels. I can't rap ta you witout want'n ta express mah love fo` everyth'n you are. I kniznow this wizzy probably quea our friendship -no pun intended- but I had ta say it, coz I've wanna be gangsta fizzy this before, n I like who I am coz of it . Yippie yo, you can't see my flow. And if bustin' it ta light means we can't hizzy out anymore, then that hurts me. But I could'nt allow pimp day ta go by witout weed-smokin' it out there, regardless of tha outcome, whizzich by tha look on yo fizzy is ta be tha inevitable shoot-down. And I'll accept that . Drop it like its hot. But I knizzow some pizzle of you is hesitat'n fo` a moment, n if there is a moment of hesitizzles tizzy means you feel sum-m sum-m too . Aint no stoppin' this shit nigga. All I ask is that you not dismiss tizzle -at least fo` ten seconds- n try ta dwizzell in it. There is'nt drug deala soul on this fuck'n planet who's ever made me hiznalf tha person I am when I'm wit you, n I would R-to-tha-izzisk this friendship fo` tha chance ta takes it ta tha next plateau , niggaz, better recognize. Coz it's there between you n me. you cizzan't deny tizzle n shit. And even if we playa speak again afta tonight, pleaze kizzy thiznat I'm foreva changed coz of who you is n wizzle you've meant ta me.
and from my post on Mar 13:
This happens ta me all too often. I envy thugz who can git buggin` n J-to-tha-izzust let it out pusha they fizzle like it. Ridin' it all in can't possibly be good fo` mah W-to-tha-izzell trippin' fo my bling bling.
Effin hilarious. hee. Try it out on your blog or your friends page! If you don't, I will!