ATTENTION ATTENTION!!!!!!!!!
The St. Patty’s Day Massacre may no longer be the St. Patty’s Day Massacre after all. This may not be a bad thing. There will still be a party, there will still be hefty amounts of alcohol consumed. There will still be many of friends hanging out together playing America’s greatest game: Beerpong. Lots of shenanigans are almost guaranteed to happen.
Yet there will be something missing from this party….The Emperor and I have laid out two different challenges to the one and only BvB.
The first challenge was laid out by myself. With talks of Barry and I both being in the same room drunk we both decided we were going to revisit the thanksgiving party (where I made him tap out, for those of you who forgot) and have another wrestling match. This was going to be no ordinary wrestling match, but instead a classic submission match with a lil twist. The loser instead of tapping or yelling I quit the person must say something of the other man’s choice.
The other challenge was between Drew and Barry and it was a so called death match…and apparently play beer pong until the other pukes. Simple enough.
Now over the past few days it has come to my attention that the BVB could no longer make it to CT for the St. Patty’s Day Massacre. I was given many many excuses from the BVB on to why he could not make it up to CT. His first excuse…the flight was too expensive. Well when I heard that Drew and I talked and realized that we could help Barry pay for his flight home…We were even able to find others that would be willing to chip in some money for him to come home. What does Barry say when I tell him the news that his plan ticket will now be discounted… “ummm I can’t make it. I think I got things too do.” Come on Barry put them on hold, there is nothing more important than coming back and hanging out with the CT kids and getting your revenge on scrot and the emperor. Still I get a lame ass excuse that he has to stay in tampa and work with his band and do some writing.
To me these are nothing but lame ass excuses cuz the so called hetero leader of the world is afraid. He is afraid he is going to get beaten not once but twice. Barry knows he is in no shape to take on me in a wrestling match and knows for a fact that drew can drink him under the table. Barry has finally realized that his only a shell of his former self, in fact Ill take that one step further and say that his former self was a complete hoax, he was never this drinking master or the leader of the hetero world. Barry has realized that he no longer fools anyone especially Drew and myself. He knows that we have his number and we were both primed to show of his weaknesses off to the whole world. With this realization he did only what a coward like him can do and that is back out of the matches he has made with drew and me and try to save face.
Barry you are no longer deserve any of the names you have given yourself and with the news that you will not be coming I am declaring myself and Drew as co-leaders of the hetero world. Do not fear and please do not morn over this loss it was only a matter of time before Scatty’s big brother could no longer hold up this façade. The Emperor and I are primed to lead us into the new age. There will be no more darkness draped upon us by the fraud known as the BVB.
The new Era will start at the “St. Patty’s Day Massacre” (possible new title in the works) where the true leaders and our equals will be amongst one another partying and getting drunk together.