Gift wrap is evil
This is probably the only workplace in the world where paper with pictures of the boss's face all over it is considered an office supply. If this stuff (Big Guy print or otherwise) was only used on presents going out into the world, I wouldn't care. But everything gets wrapped. Everything. Interoffice memos. Cookie plates. You should see the supply cabinet - you can't find a replacement printer cartridge without reading a zillion little tags until you find the one that says "A gift for you from: HP C9509FN OEM" And then of course you have to unwrap it, and dispose of the utterly pointless paper...