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[scrodumgrinder]

ScrodumGrinder: do you think your little brothers ever masturbated?
HONESTYFORBIDDEN: YES
HONESTYFORBIDDEN: ONE TIME
HONESTYFORBIDDEN: HE CAME OUT OF HIS ROOM
HONESTYFORBIDDEN: AND WENT INTO THE BATHROOM
HONESTYFORBIDDEN: AND PLAYBOY WAS ON HIS TV
HONESTYFORBIDDEN: SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO COME OUT
HONESTYFORBIDDEN: AND CONFRONTED HIM ON THE MATTER
HONESTYFORBIDDEN: AND HE SAID HE DIDN'T KNOW HOW IT HAPPENED
ScrodumGrinder: you all are a bunch of weird-os
ScrodumGrinder: you all go to the bathroom to masturbate
ScrodumGrinder: i cummed right on the very keyboard you're touching right now
ScrodumGrinder: like a real man
ScrodumGrinder: hm ;)?
ScrodumGrinder: i masturbated in ryans bathroom once
ScrodumGrinder: but i cumed on the door handle
ScrodumGrinder: genius?
HONESTYFORBIDDEN: LMFAO
ScrodumGrinder: can you imagine when he touched it to get out of the bathroom
HONESTYFORBIDDEN: DID YOU REALLY CUM ON MY KEYBOARD?
ScrodumGrinder: you just interupted my story
HONESTYFORBIDDEN: DID U
ScrodumGrinder: just on the vowls
HONESTYFORBIDDEN: I CHALLENGE U TO MORTAL KOMBAT
HONESTYFORBIDDEN: DO U ACCEPT
ScrodumGrinder: only if you play with the keyboard
HONESTYFORBIDDEN: DEAL!