MIX: Original Fiction | Corlionis | With Friends Like These
Title: With Friends Like These
Rating: Soft R for language, disturbing themes (...it's Nic and David, what can I say)
Characters: David, Nicoletta
Summary: Nic and David have a very weird friendship.
Disclaimer: The songs/lyrics/etc. are obviously not mine.
Claimer: The Corlionis are a family co-owned with my friends Geena and Kelly.
A/N: For Kelly, from their request at headpeople. Enjoy!
Nicoletta and David's friendship...well, it's really fucking weird. It's a 'fuck you'-'fuck you too', casually antagonistic relationship with an undercurrent of actual respect and genuine fondness for one another.
Not that they would ever admit that last part.
♣
Poor Little Bitch Girl | Josh Miller
Poor little rich girl
Is something wrong
Did daddy’s check go missing
Gonna have a meltdown
Poor little rich girl
A shopping delay
Poor little bitch girl
"Bitch."
♠
The Asshole Song | Jimmy Buffet
Were you born an asshole
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way, it worked out fine
'Cause you're an asshole tonight
"Asshole."
♣
Friends Like You | Bowling For Soup
Like when the guy put you in Reno,
Had a lawyer for a dad.
...
I'm not going to beat you up
or drag you through the mud
...
I should have beat you
With your Birkenstock
When you set my house on fire!
Major property destruction and grand theft? Their version of light-hearted sibling rivalry.
♠
Sluts | John Wesley Harding
We’re sluts
It’s what we do
Promiscuity for two
We’re not here wait for the tone
Oh yes we rarely check the phone
Please call back another day
Hold me down just where I lay
I don’t wanna float away
No ifs no ands no buts
‘Cause we’re sluts
"Slut."
"Whore."
♣
Do What You Want | OK Go
Screaming at the top of your lungs
You said, "Come on, come on, do what you want
What could go wrong? Oh come on, come on, come on
Come on, do what you want, oh come on, come on
What could go wrong? Do do do do what you want."
They tend to feed into each other.
♠
Burn It To The Ground | Nickelback
We're going off tonight
To kick out every light
Take anything we want
Drink everything in sight
We're going till the world stops turning
While we burn it to the ground tonight
This can get destructive.
♣
Sin With A Grin | Shinedown
Thank you for reminding me
Of why I'm sick inside
Thank you for the venom, did
You think it would paralyze?
These scars I scratch, I tear
Are there under my skin
Where you've always been
Thank you for reminding me
To sin with a grin
It can also get downright terryfing.
♠
Don't Ya Wish You Were Us | Mudslide Crush
Hey what, don't you wish you were us?
Hey what, don't you wish you could rock?
You're M.I.A., we're V.I.P.
You're L.O.L., we're B.I.G.,
No one really likes you that much
Don't you wish you were us?
Yeah, don't you wish you were us?
Or it can just be relatively light-hearted fucking around.
♣
Fuck You | Overkill
You call us weirdos, you call us crazy
Say what you want, say we're lazy
Say we're just the violent type
Kind of dumb, you know we're not too bright
We don't care what you say...fuck you!
Either way, they don't give a fuck what you think.
♠
I Wish You Were A Beer | Cycle Sluts From Hell
I wish you were a beer
Can't breathe with all this Aqua-Net!
I wish you were a beer! (Shut up!)
...
I need a machete just to get to your face.
I wish you were a beer! (Shut up!)
"Be fucking useful for a change and get me a fucking beer."
"I look like your goddamn waitress?"
"Fuck you, bitch."
"Fuck you too, asshole."
DOWNLOAD HERE.
Rating: Soft R for language, disturbing themes (...it's Nic and David, what can I say)
Characters: David, Nicoletta
Summary: Nic and David have a very weird friendship.
Disclaimer: The songs/lyrics/etc. are obviously not mine.
Claimer: The Corlionis are a family co-owned with my friends Geena and Kelly.
A/N: For Kelly, from their request at headpeople. Enjoy!
Nicoletta and David's friendship...well, it's really fucking weird. It's a 'fuck you'-'fuck you too', casually antagonistic relationship with an undercurrent of actual respect and genuine fondness for one another.
Not that they would ever admit that last part.
♣
Poor Little Bitch Girl | Josh Miller
Poor little rich girl
Is something wrong
Did daddy’s check go missing
Gonna have a meltdown
Poor little rich girl
A shopping delay
Poor little bitch girl
"Bitch."
♠
The Asshole Song | Jimmy Buffet
Were you born an asshole
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way, it worked out fine
'Cause you're an asshole tonight
"Asshole."
♣
Friends Like You | Bowling For Soup
Like when the guy put you in Reno,
Had a lawyer for a dad.
...
I'm not going to beat you up
or drag you through the mud
...
I should have beat you
With your Birkenstock
When you set my house on fire!
Major property destruction and grand theft? Their version of light-hearted sibling rivalry.
♠
Sluts | John Wesley Harding
We’re sluts
It’s what we do
Promiscuity for two
We’re not here wait for the tone
Oh yes we rarely check the phone
Please call back another day
Hold me down just where I lay
I don’t wanna float away
No ifs no ands no buts
‘Cause we’re sluts
"Slut."
"Whore."
♣
Do What You Want | OK Go
Screaming at the top of your lungs
You said, "Come on, come on, do what you want
What could go wrong? Oh come on, come on, come on
Come on, do what you want, oh come on, come on
What could go wrong? Do do do do what you want."
They tend to feed into each other.
♠
Burn It To The Ground | Nickelback
We're going off tonight
To kick out every light
Take anything we want
Drink everything in sight
We're going till the world stops turning
While we burn it to the ground tonight
This can get destructive.
♣
Sin With A Grin | Shinedown
Thank you for reminding me
Of why I'm sick inside
Thank you for the venom, did
You think it would paralyze?
These scars I scratch, I tear
Are there under my skin
Where you've always been
Thank you for reminding me
To sin with a grin
It can also get downright terryfing.
♠
Don't Ya Wish You Were Us | Mudslide Crush
Hey what, don't you wish you were us?
Hey what, don't you wish you could rock?
You're M.I.A., we're V.I.P.
You're L.O.L., we're B.I.G.,
No one really likes you that much
Don't you wish you were us?
Yeah, don't you wish you were us?
Or it can just be relatively light-hearted fucking around.
♣
Fuck You | Overkill
You call us weirdos, you call us crazy
Say what you want, say we're lazy
Say we're just the violent type
Kind of dumb, you know we're not too bright
We don't care what you say...fuck you!
Either way, they don't give a fuck what you think.
♠
I Wish You Were A Beer | Cycle Sluts From Hell
I wish you were a beer
Can't breathe with all this Aqua-Net!
I wish you were a beer! (Shut up!)
...
I need a machete just to get to your face.
I wish you were a beer! (Shut up!)
"Be fucking useful for a change and get me a fucking beer."
"I look like your goddamn waitress?"
"Fuck you, bitch."
"Fuck you too, asshole."
DOWNLOAD HERE.