You can quote me on it
"Be silent, and thought a fool. Speak, and prove it."
-anon
"The squeaky wheel gets the grease."
-unknown
"Never trust unknown sources. They might just be syphilitic."
-anon
"The only people who wish to remain anonymous are pederasts, necrophiliacs, and those with very small testicles."
-unknown
"That's not what your mom said last night."
-anon
"Oh, real clever. Where did you dig that up, the 90s?"
-unknown
"Same place I got the midget and your mother!"
-anon
"Oh? Couldn't find anyone else who wanted to play with your tiny balls?"
-unknown
"Nameless jackasses who don't know when to shut up are prone to becoming nameless corpses in dark alleys."
-anon
"If a man attacks you in a dark alley, he is a coward. If you should kill him there, it's self defense. And I have a permit to carry a concealed weapon."
-unknown
"Can't hit what you can't see."
-anon
"Hard to miss a barn from six inches away with a foot-long stick."
-unknown
"I'll cut you, man! I'll fucking cut you!"
-anon
"BRING IT, COCK-BITE!"
-unknown
"A cudgel, a broken bottle, a knife, a gun... after enough time, it becomes impossible to tell one corpse from another. The anonymous and the unknown lay rotting together, twins in a depressing state. Let us take joy in our own continued existence."
-ancient proverb
-anon
"The squeaky wheel gets the grease."
-unknown
"Never trust unknown sources. They might just be syphilitic."
-anon
"The only people who wish to remain anonymous are pederasts, necrophiliacs, and those with very small testicles."
-unknown
"That's not what your mom said last night."
-anon
"Oh, real clever. Where did you dig that up, the 90s?"
-unknown
"Same place I got the midget and your mother!"
-anon
"Oh? Couldn't find anyone else who wanted to play with your tiny balls?"
-unknown
"Nameless jackasses who don't know when to shut up are prone to becoming nameless corpses in dark alleys."
-anon
"If a man attacks you in a dark alley, he is a coward. If you should kill him there, it's self defense. And I have a permit to carry a concealed weapon."
-unknown
"Can't hit what you can't see."
-anon
"Hard to miss a barn from six inches away with a foot-long stick."
-unknown
"I'll cut you, man! I'll fucking cut you!"
-anon
"BRING IT, COCK-BITE!"
-unknown
"A cudgel, a broken bottle, a knife, a gun... after enough time, it becomes impossible to tell one corpse from another. The anonymous and the unknown lay rotting together, twins in a depressing state. Let us take joy in our own continued existence."
-ancient proverb