Sep 24, 2009 18:52
The evil magician has the hero/warrior at his mercy, and, in a fit of pique, decides to not kill the warrior, but to turn him into a wild beast instead, to mock how he lived by his muscles and instincts. The magician turns him into a wolf, laughs, and is very surprised when a wolf rips out his throat 10 seconds later.
Lesson: WOLVES ARE FUCKING DANGEROUS. Goddamned killing machines.