waiting for the other shoe to drop
Last night Lexi the weimaraner attacked a skunk. Right outside my room. Smart, Lexi. Normally the sentence "Don't Febreze the dog" is one that has no place in conversation. Normally. Goddamn mustelids. They think they are so smart with their musk glands. I hates them.
Also, does anyone else think that "Lexi" is more of a stripper name than a dog name? At least it should be spelled "Lexy".
Both of the big events I've been working on look like they'll be disasters! Sweet! It's a good thing I'm not actually responsible for either of them, isn't it? I get credit if they go well and absolution if they go poorly. It almost make up for the lack of paychecks. And by almost I mean not at all.
Also, does anyone else think that "Lexi" is more of a stripper name than a dog name? At least it should be spelled "Lexy".
Both of the big events I've been working on look like they'll be disasters! Sweet! It's a good thing I'm not actually responsible for either of them, isn't it? I get credit if they go well and absolution if they go poorly. It almost make up for the lack of paychecks. And by almost I mean not at all.