never ever eat here
has anyone out there ever been to red robins? you know, the place whose sign *claims* to have gourmet hamburgers and spirits? i think it should read something more like 'regular burgers and kids....lots and lots of fucking kids.'
yep, that would pretty much explain the place.
we went there sunday after new years because we were starved, hungover, and because jason's deli was closed and this place was right next door.
'hey, lets try something new,' says alan. courtney and i look at each other, not sure what to say. the idea of food sounded great no matter what. none of us knew what was in store.
we walked into red robin and saw balloons on the ceiling and children everywhere. the place was like a fucking chucky cheeses. we were sat against the wall in a booth next to a few other people who didnt have children either. court and i discussed borrowing a child from one of the many birthday parties that were taking place just so we didnt feel so strange and out of place.
i ordered a bacon cheese burger...pretty much impossible to fuck up, right? WRONG! ive never had a burger so dry and tasteless. i could burn a burger on the grill, toss it on the ground and then eat it and it would still probably taste better than my bcb cooked MEDIUM! tell me how can a burger cooked MEDIUM not have any flavor?!
so if you're looking for a burger joint to take your quintuplets for their birthday party, and you want below average food for an above average price, check out red robins. otherwise just go to mcdonalds, and everyone knows how bad that place sucks!
4 more days...
yep, that would pretty much explain the place.
we went there sunday after new years because we were starved, hungover, and because jason's deli was closed and this place was right next door.
'hey, lets try something new,' says alan. courtney and i look at each other, not sure what to say. the idea of food sounded great no matter what. none of us knew what was in store.
we walked into red robin and saw balloons on the ceiling and children everywhere. the place was like a fucking chucky cheeses. we were sat against the wall in a booth next to a few other people who didnt have children either. court and i discussed borrowing a child from one of the many birthday parties that were taking place just so we didnt feel so strange and out of place.
i ordered a bacon cheese burger...pretty much impossible to fuck up, right? WRONG! ive never had a burger so dry and tasteless. i could burn a burger on the grill, toss it on the ground and then eat it and it would still probably taste better than my bcb cooked MEDIUM! tell me how can a burger cooked MEDIUM not have any flavor?!
so if you're looking for a burger joint to take your quintuplets for their birthday party, and you want below average food for an above average price, check out red robins. otherwise just go to mcdonalds, and everyone knows how bad that place sucks!
4 more days...