Dollar Store!

Sep 17, 2009 16:37

The other day I went to a dollar store, and as I was perusing the isles I came across a packet claiming to contain 18 capsules that when submerged in water would suddenly transform into sea creatures. Now I remember these capsules from my childhood. I would go into CVS and see them, but was always told that they were a waste of money and as such I could not have them.

However now the tables are turned, for it is I who controll the money.

So I purchased these capsules and I took them home and I put them in water. Now the picture on the box showed a cup of water with a very large Dolphin erupting forth from it. The dolphin was at least twice the size of the cup. However when I put the capsules in the water they just kind of floated listlessly on the surface and eventually started dripping an unsavory looking goo to the bottom of the cup. A good time later, my cup was full of limp, slightly slimey sponges, in the following shapes:

3 Sailfish
1 Dolphin
2 Great White Sharks (both yellow)
2 Hammerhead Sharks
1 Tiger Shark
2 Enlongated Fish
2 Turtles
1 Crab
1 Manta Ray
2 Duckbilled Dinosaurs
1 Turkey

Also the bottom of the cup was covered with a distastefull gelatinous substance.

Ah, the bounty of the sea!
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