Virgin!Rodney
So this morning, I was thinking about ideas I find hot that I probably won't ever write, and, hey, big fat cliche or not, a scenario where Rodney's a virgin and aliens make John deflower him...well, what can I say? I'm a sicko. I won't ever write it because I can't honestly imagine Rodney as a virgin. I much, much prefer the characterization of him as not being all that good at everything that leads up to clothes coming off, but once he closes the deal, he's a bobcat in bed. Now, that I believe. I mean, have you seen the man and what he can do with those hands? But virgin!Rodney? It still gives me a tacky Harlequin thrill.
They're on a planet where the natives feel that virginity is a negative state, not natural after a certain age. They have a formal coming of age ritual in which their young people have their first sexual experience. There's a sort of creepy high priest, and he finds out somehow (technology? intuition?) that Rodney's still a virgin. They take Rodney into custody, because they hold a superstitious belief that virgins over the age of consent will unbalance the natural order of things and bring ruin to the crops and plagues and locusts and other sorts of biblical-esque disaster. Of course, the rest of the team is not pleased by this, and they get thrown into jail, too.
The high priest comes and explains that John, Teyla and Ronon are free to go, but Rodney must be properly initiated first before he'll be allowed to leave. He says it's for Rodney's own good. He offers to do the honors himself. He smiles his creepy, creepy smile.
Rodney says to John in a small voice, "You're not going to leave me here, right?"
John is torn between yelling at Rodney for even suggesting that, and slugging the creepy smile off the high priest's face. He manages to rein himself in, and they try to negotiate, but the high priest is adamant. The rules are the rules. He leaves them to talk it over, and they assess their options for breaking out and making a run for the stargate, but the people on the planet have just enough technology to be dangerous.
Finally, John says, "We might just have to go through with the ritual."
Rodney gets all outraged, "You're going to just throw me to that creepy smiling--"
John crosses his arms over his chest. "What part of we are you not getting?"
Rodney looks thunderstruck.
Teyla says apologetically, "I would gladly undergo the ritual with you, Rodney, but it is the time of my monthly cycle when I fear I might become with child."
Rodney nods, understanding.
Ronon pipes up, "I'll do it."
Rodney looks even more thunderstruck than before. And then practically passes out when John says, "No, I'm the team leader. I'll do it."
Rodney starts to say, "Don't I get a choice here?" But then realizes he kind of doesn't, and the idea of either John or Ronon is...well, pretty hot.
The high priest is, not surprisingly, disappointed that he won't be the one to initiate Rodney. He says that they need to go and be prepared. He offers to attend to Rodney, and John gets in his face, "You won't go anywhere near him, because if I find out you have--" He lets the unspoken threat hang there in the air all menacing and stuff.
There's bathing and oiling, and they're led naked into a room empty except for a bed on the floor. Rodney is really nervous and kind of embarrassed, and John tells him to relax. They can take it slow. They kiss and touch, and when Rodney doesn't look so much like he wants to bolt, they lie down together. There's more oil in a bowl on the floor by the bed and sex toys, and Rodney expects that John will penetrate him, but John smiles and says, "There's more than one way to lose your virginity, Rodney." He dips his fingers into the oil and opens himself up, and Rodney stares at him, amazed. "You mean, you want me to--"
John flops onto his belly and spreads his legs, and Rodney's shaking and not entirely sure what to do and so, so hard. John tells him not to worry, that he likes getting fucked, and he talks him through it, and Rodney loses his cherry in a very satisfying fsshion for them both. After the sexin', they lay there all lazy and kissing, and Rodney shyly says, "So I guess that's that."
John hears Rodney's reluctance, and he's all interested in that, and says, "Unless you had something else in mind?"
"Um-- you could fuck me?" Rodney blushes. "You know, if you want."
Which of course John does, and there's a lot more kissing and touching, preparing for round two. The high priest said they'd have all night, so they take it, and by the time they finally put their clothes back on and emerge the next day, Rodney's not a virgin in any way.
Or sometimes, when I'm in a kinkier mood, I like to imagine that the ritual requires Rodney to have sex with every member of his team, and perhaps for it to be public, although sometimes that just seems creepy rather than hot. Rodney fucks Teyla, and Ronon sucks him, and John fucks him, and Rodney goes home tired but very happy. :)
They're on a planet where the natives feel that virginity is a negative state, not natural after a certain age. They have a formal coming of age ritual in which their young people have their first sexual experience. There's a sort of creepy high priest, and he finds out somehow (technology? intuition?) that Rodney's still a virgin. They take Rodney into custody, because they hold a superstitious belief that virgins over the age of consent will unbalance the natural order of things and bring ruin to the crops and plagues and locusts and other sorts of biblical-esque disaster. Of course, the rest of the team is not pleased by this, and they get thrown into jail, too.
The high priest comes and explains that John, Teyla and Ronon are free to go, but Rodney must be properly initiated first before he'll be allowed to leave. He says it's for Rodney's own good. He offers to do the honors himself. He smiles his creepy, creepy smile.
Rodney says to John in a small voice, "You're not going to leave me here, right?"
John is torn between yelling at Rodney for even suggesting that, and slugging the creepy smile off the high priest's face. He manages to rein himself in, and they try to negotiate, but the high priest is adamant. The rules are the rules. He leaves them to talk it over, and they assess their options for breaking out and making a run for the stargate, but the people on the planet have just enough technology to be dangerous.
Finally, John says, "We might just have to go through with the ritual."
Rodney gets all outraged, "You're going to just throw me to that creepy smiling--"
John crosses his arms over his chest. "What part of we are you not getting?"
Rodney looks thunderstruck.
Teyla says apologetically, "I would gladly undergo the ritual with you, Rodney, but it is the time of my monthly cycle when I fear I might become with child."
Rodney nods, understanding.
Ronon pipes up, "I'll do it."
Rodney looks even more thunderstruck than before. And then practically passes out when John says, "No, I'm the team leader. I'll do it."
Rodney starts to say, "Don't I get a choice here?" But then realizes he kind of doesn't, and the idea of either John or Ronon is...well, pretty hot.
The high priest is, not surprisingly, disappointed that he won't be the one to initiate Rodney. He says that they need to go and be prepared. He offers to attend to Rodney, and John gets in his face, "You won't go anywhere near him, because if I find out you have--" He lets the unspoken threat hang there in the air all menacing and stuff.
There's bathing and oiling, and they're led naked into a room empty except for a bed on the floor. Rodney is really nervous and kind of embarrassed, and John tells him to relax. They can take it slow. They kiss and touch, and when Rodney doesn't look so much like he wants to bolt, they lie down together. There's more oil in a bowl on the floor by the bed and sex toys, and Rodney expects that John will penetrate him, but John smiles and says, "There's more than one way to lose your virginity, Rodney." He dips his fingers into the oil and opens himself up, and Rodney stares at him, amazed. "You mean, you want me to--"
John flops onto his belly and spreads his legs, and Rodney's shaking and not entirely sure what to do and so, so hard. John tells him not to worry, that he likes getting fucked, and he talks him through it, and Rodney loses his cherry in a very satisfying fsshion for them both. After the sexin', they lay there all lazy and kissing, and Rodney shyly says, "So I guess that's that."
John hears Rodney's reluctance, and he's all interested in that, and says, "Unless you had something else in mind?"
"Um-- you could fuck me?" Rodney blushes. "You know, if you want."
Which of course John does, and there's a lot more kissing and touching, preparing for round two. The high priest said they'd have all night, so they take it, and by the time they finally put their clothes back on and emerge the next day, Rodney's not a virgin in any way.
Or sometimes, when I'm in a kinkier mood, I like to imagine that the ritual requires Rodney to have sex with every member of his team, and perhaps for it to be public, although sometimes that just seems creepy rather than hot. Rodney fucks Teyla, and Ronon sucks him, and John fucks him, and Rodney goes home tired but very happy. :)