The Oliver Legacy 2.2

Aug 29, 2012 15:58





Last time... Babies became toddlers, who then became children. Somehow Maddie and Billie managed to become at least slightly competent parents. An internet scam wiped them of all their money, and then they earned it back. Oh, and Billie broke Maddie's precious computer and a vampire had a pornstache.

Now...remember how I said they earned money back, and because the kids were getting bigger I needed a new house because the old one was getting cramped? Remember how I said I went a little overboard?



Casa de Oliver, everyone. It's based off this house here:


But I'm too much of a noob to get the roof and the upstairs windows right, so...yeah.



(Also shhh, the picture has a little River spoiler there, as I realized a little late that I hadn't actually taken a shot of the outside of the house. Woopsie.

Here's more shots of the house. As punishment for me having to, um, cheat a bit when I ran out of cash halfway through, the house is kind of sparse and doesn't have much in the way of goodies yet. They'll get them when they earn them. I also dropped their family funds back down to zero again. Hopefully that balances my naughty cheating out.





















You'll have to excuse me for not taking any shots of the bathrooms. Besides, who wants to look at a toilet anyway?

Anyway, on with the family shenanigans.





Simon and River immediately gravitate towards their toy ovens...





...with equally failtastic results.

Still, no time for this! It's the first day of school!



Um...on second thought, I think we'll just homeschool, thanks. *backs away slowly*



Pfft, the dude can wait. She's got a job to do.



Oh...



Everyone comes home and it's time for some mommy love. D'awww.





I don't remember this little darling's name, but she gets to be a lifelong friend.

This is all getting a bit too saccharine, isn't it?

Time to get these kids in private school...hopefully. I must admit, in all my time playing Sims 2, I've never managed to get the kids in private school. I don't know why. I just suck at it.





River: Has this school won any awards for scholastic achievement? Because I require a very comprehensive education that will work with my strengths...
Headmaster: Uh, yeah, kid. Can I just eat?



Yes, because having sex while the Headmaster of your kids' potential new school is SUCH a great idea, ladies.



Oh, it just gets better and better. Don't sims usually traumatize their kids when they're toddlers? Tsk, tsk, ladies. It's a bad idea to do it when they're old enough to annoy you about it later!



Despite the sexcapades in the next room, the Headmaster is just barely impressed. Yay! My first kids in private school!









River: Mwahaha! Our plot to take over the world is almost complete! Now kiss me, Frank!

I don't think that's how dollhouses usually work, but who am I to argue? :)



Note: River's a bit of an attention whore.



Maddie: Weee!



River: AAAAHHHHHH!

I think that's called karma for stealing all of Maddie's attention away from your brother.

Most of the time, the kids act like geniuses. And then sometimes this happens...



IT'S RAINING! GO INSIDE!



GOD DAMN IT! IT'S RAINING! GO INSIDE!

Aaaannywaaaayyyyy...



Yay!



Suck up.



Maddie: Hey, Bills, did we remember to potty train the kids?
Billie: ...
Simon: You sure we came from these two, sis?
River: Two negatives make a positive, Simon.
Simon: That makes sense.

I seriously don't get how the twins came from these two. Maddie's a moron and Billie's a slob, and they managed to produce two OCD neatfreak genius nerds.



Billie, being the romance sim that she is, started whining about wanting some more poon. She's never going to make her LTW (woohoo with 20 sims) but I figured she could at least get her flirt on a bit.

I mean, Maddie won't find out. There's nothing wrong with a little infidelity, right?



KA-ZAPPP!

EEK! *cowers*
Okay, okay! It's wrong! Very wrong! Forgive me oh mighty game!



Oh, it's just you.

Evil Blondie: Yep. Sorry.

Ahem... So, how did Billie's evening go?







Eh, so-so. It seems Countess Pinky here only decided to have the hots for Billie as soon as she started flirting with other people. Psh. Vamps.



Billie? Insightful? Girl, you must be drunk...but we'll take the sample anyway.

So, I'm impatient and curious, so lets go home and see what she got.





MOOONNNNEEYYYYYYY!

(I'd keep it, but there's no friggin' wall down here where it would fit without covering windows.)



And finally they use the damn thing.

Time for a new challenge!



WAT?

Well, Billie got this by default because Maddie just might be pregnant again, and I wasn't about to risk the Social Worker by having one of the kids locked up in a doorless room for a week.



Get to work, art slave! I need Maddie's portrait done anyway.





So apparently I got the default replacement for the male school uniform, but not the female?







Her boss is a gamer! Surely they're fine with this...



Oh...

And thus begins the titular "Maddie's Bad Day".



Maddie: Hey!

What?

Maddie: Something doesn't feel right, here.

Well, that's because you and Billie probably got pregnant when you were having sex while the Headmaster was talking to River.

Maddie: No...more than that...





:(





Aw, Maddie, I'm sorry. Maybe later you and Billie can try ag--



D:

Poor Maddie.

Oh, but it's not over.





Maddie: Hey, Repairman! You need to come over and fix this stupid TV because I HAVE LOST ALL ABILITY TO CAN! My reproductive organs rebelled on me, and then I got struck by lightning and then I got FUCKING ELECTROCUTED! I'm going to go to bed and pretend this day NEVER HAPPENED! OK BYE NAO!





AUGH! JEEBUS! STOP THAT! D:

And now... CHESS WITH SIMON AND RIVER OLIVER.





Simon: OMG LOOK! It's Stephen Hawking!



River: *gasp* STEPHEN! SIGN MY PHYSICS TEXT BOOK!



River: Wait...



River: WHAT THE HELL, MAN? Don't toy with my feelings like that! If you're too stupid to beat me at chess, that's your problem!



Simon: What? I wouldn't do that to you, sis! You must have just missed him.



River: Yeah... we'll see. Bastard.
Kimo: (I'll just wait right here for a few hours and hope someone pets me. Derp.)



Simon: Oh, hey look, he's coming back!
River: Oh, cool, really?

*sigh* River may be a supergenius, but street smarts she does not have.



Fuck letting the boss win! They demoted her for playing a game on her lunch break...in the Gamer career track!
Kick his ass, Maddie!



Booyah!





I think Billie might be slightly worried that she's going to die in there...



Simon: *sigh* Mom, stop doing that. I don't care about your diary. Besides, I'm busy studying physiology.
Maddie: But my SECRETS!







More Art Slave spam... Sorry about that, but nobody else in the house was doing anything interesting. The kids are too well behaved, and Maddie is a couch potato.



I really have to figure out how to un-squish heir portraits. Do you really just stretch the picture too wide and it will compensate, or is there another trick to this?



More money, yay!



Yay again!



Billie and the Social Bunny: *pretend not to notice each other*



One last game of cops and robbers before childhood is over.

And now...birthday party spam!









River Oliver
Knowledge/Grilled Cheese
Virgo
10/3/10/3/7
Turn ons: brown hair, grey hair
Turn off: Charismatic
LTW: Become Game Designer
Orientation: Straight



Simon Oliver
Family/Knowledge
Scorpio
10/3/9/3/1
Turn ons: Logical, Creative
Turn off: Full Face Makeup
LTW: Graduate 3 Children from College
Orientation: Straight

These two turned out really great. Either one of them will make lovely babies. (Unless the genetics gods frown upon me.)

It's interesting how well you can now see that they're not totally identical. River got Maddie's eye shape and Billie's nose and mouth shape, while Simon got Billie's eyes and Maddie's nose and mouth.

Next time:
Teen antics!
More tortured artist spam!
Old age!

oliver legacy, sims 2, oliver gen 2

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