The Oliver Legacy 3.6
So, uh...hi! Little did I know how utterly time consuming fandom RP would be. I poked my head out of the RP hole and suddenly summer's pretty much over! Holy shit.
No regrets, though. I've had a good time and have played out some really fun storylines.
Still, I've returned to actually post those pictures I had taken and edited months ago.
LAST TIME... the kids all went off to college and you chose Evelyn as the heir. So far, her ability to find a legacy spouse has be pretty sub-par, Charlotte has become the only person River ever fucking calls, Thomas became a stoner, and despite trying to kill each other for years, Hex and Lucie are suddenly...not enemies. Baby steps.
We start with this... *sigh* It's okay, though, I think I can fix it, but god damn it if I have to transport all of them to another new 'hood, I'm going to throw a fit.
This is pretty much Lucie's life. I never figured her for being the kind of girl to have her Knowledge secondary overwhelm her Romance primary. She hardly ever goes looking for some unsuspecting men to sexually assault like a normal Romance sim. She just sits there and studies all day.
And this is all these two do all day. I have to click off the action repeatedly to get her to do anything but play music.
Thomas is...still a dick.
Get your creepy paws off my heir, Hex.
Yes, there's a good alternative. Give yourself food poisoning. FFS, Hex. You are adorable and you were totally picked on all your childhood, but I am SO glad you're not the heir.
Okay, so the commentary on this one is going to be very lame because it's been like...two or three months since I actually played through this, and I can't remember why I took most of these pictures.
Lucie: OMG I about died this morning. I found this nasty bug in the bathroom. Why can't bugs stay the fuck outside?
Thomas: I know, right? The little bastards get into everything. I hate them.
Thomas: HAAAATE.
Woah, dude! We get it!
I call this section, "An Asshole Fails at Pool".
*points and laughs*
I think Hex has had it with Mr. Cow.
He's enjoying this way too much. Repo man in training?
I made Thomas go be nice to a cute boy.
BACK OFF, CHARLEY. HE'S NOT YOURS.
And Hex continues to live the sad life of the unloved.
Mohawk Guy: Ugh, god damn it, lady, get out of my face already!
Charlotte: But I'm just trying to tell you how cute you--
Mohawk Guy: LALALALALA GO AWAY!
Don't worry, cheerleader lady. He may be bi, but he seems to lean more towards men. He's not really creeping on you.
NOT AN APPROPRIATE MEALTIME TOPIC, HEX.
Wuh? Why the fire panic dance? Nothing's on fire!
Cramming for finals.
Guess who has two thumbs and just got struck by lightning? That dormie right there.
It's silly how excited I am to have my first incontinent dormie. (I'm always disappointed with how well-adjusted my dormies tend to be, since it doesn't make for funny legacy updates.) Too bad she's only incontinent because she was just electrocuted by nature.
And then we try once again to go to the club for some spouse hunting...
*sigh* You're the heir, can you be at least a little less picky?
Have you still forgotten you're a ROMANCE SIM?
And, of course, Thomas goes straight for the hooka.
So I shove him out to actually try to flirt. Aw, how can an asshole like Thomas be so damned cute?
(Ignore the blush. I deleted something, obviously.)
Well, this was kind of a bust, again, so I let them get their groove on and go home.
Aaaaand the asshole's back. You won't get a good grade that way, Thomas.
No, not even if you win.
It must have been the best vacation ever, because they're still talking about it, even though they were kids when they went.
And now we've come to the segment called "Simgoddess forgot that Hex wasn't the one with the mechanical skill, and accidentally sent him to tinker with the exercise machine."
...oops.
And then I noticed this. WTF?? Hex and Lucie are now best friends, despite trying to kill each other their whole lives.
You should all be very afraid now. They've joined forces.
Finally...GRADUATION PARTY SPAM!!!
(Apparently Hex got together with Lelaina at some point...)
Simon trying to relive the youth he didn't have, being a massive nerd.
Thank fuck it's over.
My babies all grown up, before I fixed their clothes.
Next time, I will try to find Evie a husband and get this legacy back in high gear.